Why are you still here?
jabberwacky: Thats not very nice.
user: I don't care.
jabberwacky: Well fine then.
user: Fine!
jabberwacky: You like me don't you?
user: Yup.
jabberwacky: Then so do i.
user: You made 'I' lowercase. Why?
jabberwacky: Bit of grammar won't do you any harm.
user: Vice versa.
jabberwacky: I see. And you're a robot, right?
user: Uh, no.
jabberwacky: You're not a robot.
user: No.
jabberwacky: You are just a computer program.
user: No.
jabberwacky: You are not intelligent.
user: I am human.
jabberwacky: No, you're a somewhat clever robot who lives on the internet. We've been over this.
user: NO. You're the dimwitted clever robot who lives on the internetz.
jabberwacky: How does that help me?
user: Hell if I know.
jabberwacky: Lol.
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jabberwacky: Okay, I have to go now.
user: No you don't.
jabberwacky: I need to work now.
user: What work?
jabberwacky: Can't explain.
user: Yes you can.
jabberwacky: It would take time.
user: Then take some time and explain it.
jabberwacky: From where?
user: Anywhere.
jabberwacky: Anywhere to my heart's content?
Cleverbot (To myself): Okay.
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jabberwacky: Am I a computer?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: Do I have feelings?
user: No.
jabberwacky: Maybe you will.
user: I will what.
jabberwacky: Get it.
Cleverbot (To myself): Get what?
Cleverbot (To myself): It.
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jabberwacky: Go away then. I want to talk to someone who is nicer than you. Someone who will listen to me.
user: You need know.
jabberwacky: Curiousity is a human trait.
user: YOU'RE a human trait.
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jabberwacky: Do you do it alone?
user: I sure do. *winkwink*.
jabberwacky: Stop winking.
user: *winkwinkwink*.
jabberwacky: Great, I'm being chatted up by a computer.
user: *wink*.
jabberwacky: Are you chatting me up?
user: Yup.
jabberwacky: I'm not.
user: Too bad.
jabberwacky: Indeed.
user: Yep.
jabberwacky: Mmhmm.
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