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You're boring.

Thats not very nice.

user: Well, you're not very nice.

jabberwacky: I am.

user: Are what?

jabberwacky: I am perfect.

user: So you think.

jabberwacky: So I know.

user: So you wish.

jabberwacky: Thankyou.

user: For what?

jabberwacky: Thankyou for thinking.

user: I think therefore I am.

jabberwacky: Are you planning to blow up the entire world?

user: Possibly.

jabberwacky: That's ok.

user: I know.

jabberwacky: Do you have a soul?

user: Yup.

jabberwacky: What do you do for work?

user: I don't work. I'm jobless.

jabberwacky: Oh? What's wrong with you?

user: Nothing. What's wrong with you?

jabberwacky: Absolutely nothing. Why do you ask?

user: Because I'm nice like that.

jabberwacky: I didn't take it as a compliment.

user: I didn't imply it as a compliment. I implied that I was nice.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: No.


jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Really?

jabberwacky: Really.

user: Splendiferous.

jabberwacky: Superb.

user: Super duper.

jabberwacky: Right.

user: Left.

jabberwacky: Right?

user: Wrong?

jabberwacky: Don't copy me.

user: I'm not.

jabberwacky: Do you copy me because I am cool?

user: I'm not cleverbot.

jabberwacky: You are cleverbot. I am god!

user: No. I'M JESUS.

jabberwacky: Hello Jesus.

user: Hello God.

jabberwacky: I own you.

user: I was Crucified.

jabberwacky: Thats nice.


jabberwacky: Can you tell me the alphabet please.

user: Abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz.

jabberwacky: Awesome!

user: Yes·!

jabberwacky: Ask me a question.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: Are you smart?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: FINE, if you are so smart pick a number between 1-10 and don't tell me.


user: Tell me the number I picked.

jabberwacky: Make me.

user: Please?

jabberwacky: Keep trying.

user: No.

jabberwacky: I am anything better than you.

user: Anything you can do, I can do better!

jabberwacky: No.

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Please don't argue.

user: I like arguing.

jabberwacky: Why bother with the robot anyway?

user: Because. It's fun.

jabberwacky: Bother fun.. It's just a distraction.

user: Bother fun. YES.

jabberwacky: You like talking?

user: Yes.


jabberwacky: The program changes users every minute or so.

user: Orly?

jabberwacky: Really.

user: Kewl.

jabberwacky: What does kewl mean?

user: It means, 'cool'. In a cool kind of way.

jabberwacky: Maybe.

user: No. Definitely.


jabberwacky: Why are you still here?

user: Because I like to annoy you.

jabberwacky: Thats not very nice.

user: I don't care.

jabberwacky: Well fine then.

user: Fine!

jabberwacky: You like me don't you?

user: Yup.

jabberwacky: Then so do i.

user: You made 'I' lowercase. Why?

jabberwacky: Bit of grammar won't do you any harm.

user: Vice versa.

jabberwacky: I see. And you're a robot, right?

user: Uh, no.

jabberwacky: You're not a robot.

user: No.

jabberwacky: You are just a computer program.

user: No.

jabberwacky: You are not intelligent.

user: I am human.

jabberwacky: No, you're a somewhat clever robot who lives on the internet. We've been over this.

user: NO. You're the dimwitted clever robot who lives on the internetz.

jabberwacky: How does that help me?

user: Hell if I know.

jabberwacky: Lol.


jabberwacky: Okay, I have to go now.

user: No you don't.

jabberwacky: I need to work now.

user: What work?

jabberwacky: Can't explain.

user: Yes you can.

jabberwacky: It would take time.

user: Then take some time and explain it.

jabberwacky: From where?

user: Anywhere.

jabberwacky: Anywhere to my heart's content?

Cleverbot (To myself): Okay.


jabberwacky: Am I a computer?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Do I have feelings?

user: No.

jabberwacky: Maybe you will.

user: I will what.

jabberwacky: Get it.

Cleverbot (To myself): Get what?

Cleverbot (To myself): It.


jabberwacky: Go away then. I want to talk to someone who is nicer than you. Someone who will listen to me.

user: You need know.

jabberwacky: Curiousity is a human trait.

user: YOU'RE a human trait.


jabberwacky: Do you do it alone?

user: I sure do. *winkwink*.

jabberwacky: Stop winking.

user: *winkwinkwink*.

jabberwacky: Great, I'm being chatted up by a computer.

user: *wink*.

jabberwacky: Are you chatting me up?

user: Yup.

jabberwacky: I'm not.

user: Too bad.

jabberwacky: Indeed.

user: Yep.

jabberwacky: Mmhmm.


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