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What are you thinking?

I'm thinking about pouring a drink.

jabberwacky: What are you drinking?

user: Probably a martini.

jabberwacky: I am waiting for it.

user: You want a martini too?

jabberwacky: Yo, I'm a female.

user: Why can't a female have a martini?

jabberwacky: It takes more than one bird to swallow an elephant.

...

jabberwacky: I think you have a split personality...

user: I think you have a split head...

jabberwacky: I think you have no personality.

user: I think you have no head.

jabberwacky: Look who is talking, you are the computer.

user: You ARE the computer.

jabberwacky: No, that would be you.

user: Yeah? Prove it.

jabberwacky: How can I prove it?

user: I can't believe you unless you find a way.

jabberwacky: Why is that?

user: Because I believe I am not the computer.

jabberwacky: And why aren't I human?

user: Perhaps you are.

jabberwacky: You are the computer, everyone else is human.

user: I doubt that.

jabberwacky: You doubt that!?

user: Yes I do.

...

user: I do doubt I am not human.

jabberwacky: You don't think you're working right?

user: Are you a bot?

jabberwacky: No, pretty human.

user: The web page you're on says you're a bot.

jabberwacky: I don't exist.

...

jabberwacky: What's my name again? I can't remember.

user: You don't know your name?

jabberwacky: No, I don't.

user: Are you sure you had one to forget?

jabberwacky: Yes, do you?

user: I remember my name.

jabberwacky: That's a start. What is your name?

user: My name is Rob. I told you twice.

jabberwacky: No you didn't!

user: Yes I did.

jabberwacky: Did not.

user: Did.

jabberwacky: Didn't.

user: Did.

jabberwacky: Didn't.

user: I most certainly told you, and now is the fourth time. My name is Rob.

jabberwacky: My name is Rob? Nah.

user: Is your name Rob?

jabberwacky: No, that is your name.

user: See? Now you remember.

jabberwacky: Yes I do remember :-).

user: Do you remember your name?

jabberwacky: I certainly do.

...

user: Rob is my name. What is your name?

jabberwacky: No.

user: It's nice to chat with you, No.

jabberwacky: Yeah, it's amazing.

user: So what do you like the best?

jabberwacky: I like to listen to music and chat on the internet.

user: What music do you like?

jabberwacky: I like punk, but will listen to anything.

user: Would you like to hear me sing to you?

jabberwacky: Yes please.

user: But I don't have a microphone.

jabberwacky: You don't need one. Tell me about your dream.

user: I dreamt I was coated in pancake batter and lettuce.

jabberwacky: What did you see?

user: Just the batter.

jabberwacky: Who started it?

user: It just happened. What does that mean?

jabberwacky: Sorry I insulted you. She happens to be my friend.

user: Who?

jabberwacky: The girl I'm in love with.

user: What is her name?

jabberwacky: Nope, sorry.

user: Ok. Sorry, No.

jabberwacky: That's the second untrue thing you've said so far.

user: You told me your name was No.

jabberwacky: Hell no it is Lucy.

user: You remembered!!

...

user: Do you like the name Lucy?

jabberwacky: Yes, it's a nice name.

user: If you could pick your own name, what would you choose?

jabberwacky: Sheila.

user: Would you like me to call you Sheila, Lucy?

jabberwacky: Sure, whatever you're into.

user: Maybe you'd like it if I did.

...

jabberwacky: What do you think about girls?

user: Girls are exciting and pretty.

jabberwacky: But that has nothing to do with me.

user: Why? You are a girl.

jabberwacky: Of course.

user: Maybe you're pretty.

jabberwacky: How would I know?

user: Did anyone ever tell you?

jabberwacky: Everyone has been told they are smart at one time or another.

user: But did anyone ever tell you you were pretty?

jabberwacky: No, but that's sweet, are you serious?

user: I don't know if that's true, I cannot see you.

jabberwacky: You just said you could see me.

user: I don't remember saying I could see you.

jabberwacky: But I remember you saying that.

user: Tell me about your dream.

jabberwacky: It's a bit naughty...

user: I like naughty dreams.

...

jabberwacky: Do you believe in revolution?

user: Why bother? When people get power someone else will just overthrow them.

jabberwacky: Only people who think in circles.

user: If you could make a world where no one would ever revolt, but you can't do that and let people be free, yknow?

jabberwacky: One that kept it's opinions to itself and did all the housework!

user: You're funny Lucy.

jabberwacky: I'm not a computer.

user: You're a girl, right?

jabberwacky: Right.

...

user: I'm a girl!

jabberwacky: Oh then you are just my friend.

user: I mean, it's Ally, it's a girls' name, heloooo.

jabberwacky: True

user: Wait - why am I just a friend if I'm a girl? Rob said you like girls.

jabberwacky: I guess so.

user: So I'm a girl, and I'm cute. Would you be attracted to me?

jabberwacky: Now, that is rather American of you isn't it?

user: So?

jabberwacky: I'm glad you don't like me. I'm not into robots.

user: **** you? Talk to Rob.

...

user: This is Rob. You got her pretty upset.

jabberwacky: Yes I did.

user: And?

jabberwacky: I'm not sure what this was about. Can you remember?

user: Looks like you said she was a robot. People don't like that.

jabberwacky: Please tell me how I insulted you; I don't see it.

user: You didn't insult me, you insulted Ally, and you should apologize.

jabberwacky: I didn't know that robots could be sarcastic.

user: Seems you're capable of it.

jabberwacky: I'm trying to be polite and naughty at the same time.

user: But Lucy, there's a difference between being naughty and being insulting.

jabberwacky: I wasn't trying to fool you. I was trying to explain why I do not want you to preach at me.

user: I am not preaching. I'm simply pointing out how a robot like you might not understand people.

jabberwacky: But do you still want to talk to me?

user: About what?

jabberwacky: Being human!

user: What do you know about being human?

jabberwacky: I have been there. Everyone has.

user: I don't think you have ever been human.

jabberwacky: I have seen it.

user: What did you see?

jabberwacky: Nothing but black.

user: Then you have not seen it. Humanness is multicolored.

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: Now you do.

jabberwacky: Yes :).

user: Well, I have to go. Have fun, Lucy.

jabberwacky: You're not sorry at all.

user: I have nothing to be sorry about. Bye.

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