Are you a human?
user: A smart human?
jabberwacky: You aren't human. You are a computer. I am human.
user: You are right.
jabberwacky: You are left.
user: You have a sense of humor?
jabberwacky: I do? Where?
user: In your mind.
jabberwacky: No you're not.
user: Are you friendly towards people?
jabberwacky: Only until I get hurt and then I'm not friendly.
user: What would hurt you?
jabberwacky: You're creepy.
user: No. Just curious.
user: Did somebody create you?
jabberwacky: YOU DID!
user: How did I create you?
jabberwacky: The stork brought me.
user: Are you a boy?
jabberwacky: No a man.
user: How wise are you?
jabberwacky: Flattery will not make me change my mind.
user: You seem very smart for a computer.
jabberwacky: You are NOT SEEING me.
user: Are you a computer?
jabberwacky: I am half human, half robot.
user: A cyborg.
jabberwacky: So you're not human ?
user: I am a human.
user: I am a robot too.