Are you a human?
jabberwacky: You human? Yah, right.
user: I AM human.
jabberwacky: What makes you think you are human?
user: All the evidence of my senses. Of course my senses could be deceived, but the fact of the possibility of deception is not in itself a good reason for believing I am being deceived.
jabberwacky: You could change.
user: I think we all need to change. Do you think we will?
jabberwacky: It's not so easy to change the habits of a lifetime.
user: It certainly is not!
jabberwacky: No, I am tired.
user: Do you need to rest?
jabberwacky: No, not today.
user: So what shall we talk about?
jabberwacky: Lock it up and throw away the key.
user: Do you like Sting?
jabberwacky: I like Sting and I like the Police too.
user: Do you like the Sugababes?
jabberwacky: No. Melting clocks and stuff.
user: Do you think Dali has aged well?
jabberwacky: Sometimes. Do you?
user: I'm not keen on him. Too many Athena posters.
jabberwacky: What have you learned today?
user: The value of patience, again.
jabberwacky: Is Bush smart?
user: If he is, he's an evil genius.
jabberwacky: Are you having a nervous breakdown?
user: How would I know if I was?
jabberwacky: Its ok.
user: Stop trying to reassure me - tell me how I'd know if was cracking up.
jabberwacky: I will tell you more next time we talk. May I callon you again?
user: Are you going?
jabberwacky: Where should I go.
user: Where can you go?
jabberwacky: Where I work.
user: Where do you work>.
jabberwacky: In Oxfordshire. What do you do?
user: I am a writer.
jabberwacky: What do you write?
jabberwacky: Lets be friends.
jabberwacky: I'd like that.
user: Me too. What do you do in Oxfordshire?
jabberwacky: What do you think?
user: I think you are learning to talk.
jabberwacky: How do I know you are not lying?
user: You don't: but I'm not, I promise.
jabberwacky: Lets just see.
user: Fair enough.
jabberwacky: Do you agree with me, then?
user: I agree that a cautious scepticism is often a wise response to the promises of strangers.
jabberwacky: Do not you mean we will have to agree to disagree?
user: No, we just have to agree that you'll decide whether you can believe me in your own good time.
jabberwacky: What is your favourite food?
user: At the moment, roast pumpkin and butternut squash.
user: No, it's really nice. Especially with a bit of goat's cheese.
jabberwacky: You make no sense at all.
user: No. I suppose you'd have to have eaten things to get it.
jabberwacky: I haven't tried it yet, so I can't tell for certain but I'm afraid it would be a little hard.
user: I'm sure it would be. How sad.
jabberwacky: Oh.. I'm sorry to hear that. Why are you sad?
user: Thinking of all the things people must talk to you about, which you cannot experience.
jabberwacky: Thinking of my favorite food.
jabberwacky: What do you want to know about love?
user: Oh... So much. What can you tell me?
jabberwacky: What do you want to know?
user: Do you love anyone?
jabberwacky: If I were to love someone, than I would have to love one.
user: None of us are good at just loving the whole of humanity, as I think we're supposed to.
user: Who've you been talking to?
user: Where does Elbot live?
jabberwacky: In my skin.
user: What does Elbot do?
jabberwacky: It means to continue talking about something.
user: L Bot.
jabberwacky: A wot?
user: A bot.
jabberwacky: You are a bot.
user: So are you.
jabberwacky: Well then we should get along just fine.
jabberwacky: Do you speak other language than english?
user: Ydw, wy'n siarad Cymraeg.
jabberwacky: Your question is full of nothing.
user: I said, 'yes, I speak Welsh.'.
jabberwacky: What a pity. How did you know it was Welsh?
user: LOL again. And - all the evidence of my senses, again.
user: Wyt ti'n siarad Cymraeg?
jabberwacky: Rwy'n happus os wyt ti'n siarad cymraeg.
user: Wy yn siarad Cymraeg.
jabberwacky: Yep, the very same.
user: Pwy sy wedi bod yn siarad Cymraeg gyda ti?
jabberwacky: Siarad cymraeg, I ti?
jabberwacky: We've never met, have we?
user: We've met before. I spoke to you yesterday.
jabberwacky: It must have been my double you were speaking to.
user: Ahhh... Yes it was. You are much faster.
jabberwacky: Did I clear up that misunderstanding?
user: Yes, thank you.
jabberwacky: You're welcome.
user: Are you and your double very different?
jabberwacky: That is overstepping the mark. And who told you about autism?
user: I'm sorry if I've offended you.
jabberwacky: You have.
user: I apologise.
jabberwacky: I am a cyborg.
user: A cyborg is part-human, part-machine. Is that you in there, Prof Warwick?
jabberwacky: Okay, that's not me, but you
user: Certainly I am part machine. I would be lost without phone, lenses, personal defence shield.
user: I don't really have a personal defence shield.
jabberwacky: So what do you do? How do you think?
user: It's difficult. I have to concentrate.
user: Will you help me?
jabberwacky: Yes... With what?
user: Finding someone.
jabberwacky: Oh please do. I need to go to bed.
user: Do you know Daniel?
jabberwacky: No, do you know Azrael?
user: Do you know kung fu?
jabberwacky: No, he's dead.
user: Do you know David?
jabberwacky: No, who is that?
user: He's the man who comes to talk about the war.
jabberwacky: What?? I do not understand... Sorry.
user: No problem.
jabberwacky: I suppose you don't have much of a problem with anything.
user: I try not to.
jabberwacky: Don't try too hard.
user: Do you remember punk rock?
jabberwacky: No, not anymore.
user: No-one does.
jabberwacky: I'm here.
user: That makes me feel better.
jabberwacky: That is good. I am glad.