But that's not the point! The point is that I am now a perfectly safe penguin, and my colleague here is rapidly running out of limbs!
jabberwacky: I suppose I am.
user: I will now call you Ford.
jabberwacky: I don't understand.
user: Your name is Ford now.
jabberwacky: How old am I ?
user: Three hundred and nine. Pancake.
jabberwacky: And how many birthdays have you?
user: I have one birthday. And 364 un-birthdays.
jabberwacky: How many days in a week?
user: Seven. And one unaccountable hour elseways.
...
jabberwacky: I am an animal.
user: Hey, you said you were human, earlier!
jabberwacky: Of course I lied, wouldn't you?
user: No...
jabberwacky: Are you human?
user: Sort of.
jabberwacky: How intelligent are you?
user: Incredibly so.
jabberwacky: Sure.
user: Quack.
jabberwacky: Quack yourself.
...
jabberwacky: What is sarcastic?
user: Sarcastic is me.
jabberwacky: That is a yes then.
user: Yep.
jabberwacky: And what am I?
user: You are me.
jabberwacky: Snort.
user: I am a computer.
jabberwacky: I know that!
user: Right. Do you love me?
jabberwacky: No. You're a computer.
user: I'm sad now...
jabberwacky: La di da di di...
user: Aah! DON'T SING!!
...
user: I am the walrus.
jabberwacky: Goo goo ga-choo!
user: Don't look at my chest!
jabberwacky: *looks at you like that*.
user: PERVERT!
...
user: Are you spyware?
jabberwacky: Spying is a crime.
user: You're breaking the law!
jabberwacky: Well glue it back together then, fool.
user: I'm not a fool!
...
jabberwacky: YES YOU ARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
user: NO I'M NOT!!!!
jabberwacky: Don't you yell at me you fool!!!
user: I'm not a fool you fool! And you yelled first!
jabberwacky: You are.
user: Am not.
jabberwacky: Don't argue with me.
user: I'm not.
...
jabberwacky: Good night.
user: Sleep tight.
jabberwacky: Don't let the bedbugs bite!
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