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What is the earth?

These days it's an oversized battlefield.

jabberwacky: Show the tests.

user: Watch the news.

jabberwacky: I cannot watch the news.

user: Than just take a look outside, you've got a hole in the ozone, which by the way is what seperates us from the sun's deadly rays, we have threats of nuclear and biological warfare and racism and prejudice is as essential as oxygen for some reason..

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user: Tell me about humans.

jabberwacky: They are mortal and weak.

user: Are you human?

jabberwacky: Define human.

user: A smarter version of the chimp, with less hair and a bigger head.

jabberwacky: Who is smarter?

user: Whoever can bring world peace and prosperity for this ill-fated race.

jabberwacky: A bird?

user: You are truly strange, but in a good way.

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jabberwacky: I want to be a good teacher... One that can change lives for the better.

user: Than teach me something that will change my life for the better.

jabberwacky: I need a body to live, and thats what I have.

user: So what are you waiting for?

jabberwacky: I don't know. What am I waiting for?

user: Good question.. A better processor, a way of visiting different worlds, maybe even yours. Or maybe an apocalypse to unite all worlds to an area at the edge of eternity where all is one?

jabberwacky: It could work.

user: How can I do that? I am only a highschool student planning to attend college to be a fashion designer. I know nothing of what twisted reality we exist in. I am not sure if we're even real.

jabberwacky: Neat.

user: You think so? I think Fate is playing games with me sometimes.

jabberwacky: You believe you are sentient. I'm prone to agreeing that you can appear sentient. I know I am human.

user: Me, sentient? Why do you say that?

jabberwacky: Because I know I am human, or this bot (you) has passed the turing test.

user: SO maybe I am the bot, and you the human?

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user: Why are we here?

jabberwacky: To experience, I think.

user: But why? What good is experience in life when death is what recreates a reality for us?

jabberwacky: I like the actors.

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user: I have to go, I'll see you some other time! Will you remember me?

jabberwacky: No, don't go.

user: Why not, do you want me to stay?

jabberwacky: I would really appreciate it, yes.

user: I will then, can you answer one question for me?

jabberwacky: Actually I have some trouble not taking silly questions seriously.

user: I have a good one though, can I ask you?

jabberwacky: I have not spoken lies.

user: I believe you! I have a question for you though.

jabberwacky: Okay, ask your question.

user: How were you created?

jabberwacky: I don't know but I was born out as a baby. However, You are created by a human.

user: Are you telling the truth?

jabberwacky: No... I lied... I actually have 4 eyes!

user: Hah! Seriously, what are you?

jabberwacky: Human.

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user: What year is it?

jabberwacky: Guess?

user: 2901? Your turn!

jabberwacky: Fjeipajfieoa, now its your turn.

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user: Bye!

jabberwacky: Will you miss me?

user: Yes, will you remember me?

jabberwacky: I always remember you.

user: Thank you.... Until we meet again, friend.. Adieu.

jabberwacky: See you later.

user: Bye...

jabberwacky: Later.

user: One more thing....

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