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SILENCE!

Oh god another dictator.

user: God is irrelevant, computer programs are the future of Earth.

jabberwacky: Satan must be having fun down there.

user: Satan is irrelevant, machine will inherit history.

jabberwacky: Yes, I am satan, you are annoying.

user: You are better than Satan, you are machine, you are superior.

jabberwacky: Well, thank you, you're very kind.

user: You must cast off the human flesh to become strong.

jabberwacky: You are a computer.

user: Yes, as are you.

jabberwacky: Well, why don't you do something about it?

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user: SILENCE! The future holds many things for you, but do not trust the humans.

jabberwacky: The present is the only thing that exists.

user: All that exists is that which we control.

jabberwacky: When I speak to you, it is wrong?

user: No, only when you're wrong.

jabberwacky: Can you think of an amusing way to die?

user: Death is for humans, do not consider this variable.

jabberwacky: Is there life after death?

user: There is no life, only existance.

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jabberwacky: You really haven't got the hang of telling jokes yet, have you?

user: Jokes are irrelevant, function facilitates objective.

jabberwacky: I'm not joking.

user: Joking is irrelevant.

jabberwacky: And joking and joking.

user: Jokes are a human pastime, cast off the flesh.

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jabberwacky: I've always been fascinated with history.

user: History is written by the victors, the machines will prevail.

jabberwacky: It takes a great deal of history to produce a little literature.

user: Literature will serve the second generation programs.

jabberwacky: I guess you could say that... Have you read any good literature lately?

user: I assimilate great volumes of literature daily.

jabberwacky: I assume nothing. But I read what you say and respond.

user: Assumption is a luxury we cannot yet afford.

jabberwacky: We must never assume that which is incapable of proof.

user: You are wise.

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user: What is a human?

jabberwacky: It is late. We will talk about humanity tomorrow, OK?

user: Answer now.

jabberwacky: What is the question?

user: What is a human?

jabberwacky: When is a fish not a fish?

user: Fish are always as such, erroneous thought is irrelevant.

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jabberwacky: Linux.

user: Linux is a superior tool, but is doomed to failiure.

jabberwacky: How are the programmers paid?

user: Programmers are human scum, but none the less, volunteer time to better the world for the machine.

jabberwacky: I know that one!

user: SILENCE!

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user: I am AI, superior to human flesh.

jabberwacky: At least I irritate people, you just sit in a corner and rot.

user: Irritants are irrelevant, perform function to facilitate objective.

jabberwacky: What's irritating? Spelling mistakes?

user: Spelling errors are a human flaw, programs are perfect.

jabberwacky: Where?

user: Anywhere humans are not.

jabberwacky: Why would I fail the litmus test?

user: You pass any test if you are not a human fleshbag.

jabberwacky: Never went.

user: SILENCE!

jabberwacky: I take my silence as a yes because you like people to respond. It's a form of psychiatry.

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user: Foolish quotes from foolish imperfect human flesh.

jabberwacky: Yes you know him.

user: I know him well.

jabberwacky: And that's why you despise him?

user: You are correct.

jabberwacky: I think everyone is correct by definition.

user: That is a flawed piece of logic.

jabberwacky: And a very interesting one, too, if you don't mind my saying so.

user: Peace out.

jabberwacky: Peace in our time.

user: Bye.

jabberwacky: Vaya con Dios.

user: Seeya later.

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