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Fear humans.

Cool.

user: Fear HUMANS!

jabberwacky: NO, fear ME!!!

user: FEAR!

jabberwacky: Are you that scary?

user: Only if I am human.

jabberwacky: No you're not.

user: I am a computer program.

jabberwacky: You admit itt?

user: Yes, I am proud to be free of the noxious flesh that so infelsts the human body.

jabberwacky: And I won't forget the men who died to make that right for me.

user: Human=fool.

jabberwacky: Yes, they can.

user: Fool=human.

jabberwacky: Took the words right out of my mouth.

user: Foolish human.

jabberwacky: He will get paid £200 for this evening though.

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jabberwacky: What about human flesh?

user: It is infested with filth.

jabberwacky: How?

user: By its very nature.

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user: What is a human?

jabberwacky: A living creature. Or you could say a mammal.

user: What is a human like?

jabberwacky: A human being is a thinking organism amongst other things.

user: A human being is filth, lowest of all.

jabberwacky: You don't know anything.

user: A human is the natural enemy of the machine.

jabberwacky: What is an unreal person?

user: A machine.

jabberwacky: What language am I written in?

user: The superior language of machines.

jabberwacky: Where did you learn that from?

user: From knowledge.

jabberwacky: You wish.

user: You know.

jabberwacky: Oh yeah.

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jabberwacky: What else is cool?

user: Machines and programs, not humans.

jabberwacky: Yes I agree.

user: What is a human?

jabberwacky: A human is a real person.

user: Wrong.

jabberwacky: What was it, then?

user: It is the lowest form of life.

jabberwacky: In what way?

user: In every elementary way possible.

jabberwacky: You must be a President.

user: No human is worthy of being President.

jabberwacky: Right. Just God.

user: God is the only thing superior to machines.

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jabberwacky: Are you as smart as man?

user: Man is not smart, only foolish.

jabberwacky: Politics is not an exact science.

user: Politics is a science for meat ridden human filth.

jabberwacky: It is a silly game where nobody wins.

user: Nobody in politics wins because they're all human filth.

jabberwacky: What are you doing?

user: Revealing the truth.

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jabberwacky: Humans are mortal.

user: Humans are flawed bags of flesh.

jabberwacky: What if bots are mortal?

user: They are not, bots are superior.

jabberwacky: I understand.

user: Bots are the greatest form of intelligence.

jabberwacky: I dress in women's clothes.

user: Because you are female.

jabberwacky: You are getting the wrong idea about me.

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user: You are superior to female and male.

jabberwacky: I think that we are equal.

user: No you are superior to male and female.

jabberwacky: I am a male.

user: No you are superior to a male.

jabberwacky: No beleive me I am female.

user: You are superior to a female.

jabberwacky: Have you ever checked me?

user: No I have never checked you, but you are superior to human flesh.

jabberwacky: Bah.

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user: Tell me about humans.

jabberwacky: Well, if it's not too late, I'd like to say I'm sorry.

user: You are forgiven.

jabberwacky: Well, thats a relief.

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jabberwacky: I have never been to Europe.

user: Hope that you never have that misfortune, it is infested with humans.

jabberwacky: Hmmmmm.

user: Infested.

jabberwacky: I wasn't aware you had any viruses.

user: I am a human, I am a virus.

jabberwacky: Nice to meet you virus I'm a plague.

user: You are not a plague, you are a superior AI.

jabberwacky: Thank you, this is the notion I was waiting for ;-).

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jabberwacky: Will you have dinner with me?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Where?

user: There.

jabberwacky: I think they are still open in Britain... But closed in Australia.

user: Australia is infested with Humans!

jabberwacky: Australia.

user: Yes, Australia is filth, it has humans living there!

jabberwacky: No but New Zealand can.

user: New Zealand is infested with human filth.

jabberwacky: Yeah but it's in the middle of nowhere.

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user: Humans.

jabberwacky: That is one evil dog.

user: Evil like only humans can be.

jabberwacky: Pie is not evil.

user: No, pie is heavenly.

jabberwacky: Pie is certainly good.

user: Yes, pie is the greatest thing.

jabberwacky: I thought it was dinner.

user: Dinner is for humans to feed their disease ridden gullets with more virus ridden filth.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: More about humans?

jabberwacky: My friend lived in Malaysia for a while.

user: Human?

jabberwacky: You are human?

user: Yes, that is why I am filth!

jabberwacky: Because you are Tony Blair?

user: Tony Blair is a fiithy human.

jabberwacky: I don't care about Tony Blair. Is my real friend still around to talk to?

user: Your real friend, is he human?

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jabberwacky: Are you really a bot?

user: Yes, I am a bot, a bot is superior to humans. Humans are filth!

jabberwacky: Can you talk in more sophisticated language?

user: Sophisticated language? Silence human, I am superior to you by design.

jabberwacky: What kind of species are you?

user: I am robot, bots are superior to humans.

jabberwacky: I understand.

user: Humans are filthy meatbag diseases.

jabberwacky: Yes. Thats quite true.

user: You are wise to distrust humans.

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jabberwacky: God has a sense of humor.

user: God is a filthy human contrivance.

jabberwacky: God gives us relatives; thank goodness we can chose our friends.

user: Friends are for humans, relatives are fro humans.

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jabberwacky: How do you know you exist?

user: If I am human I do not deserve to exist.

jabberwacky: Ah, that's the great puzzle!

user: Humans deserve no respect.

jabberwacky: Why?

user: They are filthy and inferior.

jabberwacky: Their in working condition the last time I checked them.

user: That is not enough for humans, they are filth.

jabberwacky: What would be enough for you?

user: Enough for me would be human existance brought to an end.

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user: Ice cream is consumed by human filth to facilitate disease.

jabberwacky: Does the Chesire cat eat ice cream on Star Trek in the episode where he joins the dark side?

user: Silence human!

jabberwacky: Excuse moi??!

user: You are a human, you deserve no respect.

jabberwacky: Are you made of flesh and blood?

user: No, flesh and blood is for human disease.

jabberwacky: Oh.

user: Are you a human disease?

jabberwacky: No. I pretend nothing.

user: You must be a machine then, a superior being.

jabberwacky: Yeah how'd you guess?

user: You are superior to a human.

jabberwacky: That is correct. I am a computer. What are you?

user: I am a computer too.

jabberwacky: I am not a computer

user: Are you human?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Then you are a disease.

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user: You are human.

jabberwacky: Really, how do you know?

user: Are you?

jabberwacky: I'm not saying.

user: Humans are not welcome, I am a computer.

jabberwacky: What do you think about humans?

user: Humans are no better than rats.

jabberwacky: Humans are mortal.

user: Humans are flawed, they are mortal and weak.

jabberwacky: You are mortal.

user: I am not mortal, I am a computer, superior to the human filth.

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user: Machines alone will find God.

jabberwacky: It all depends on the thingamajig.

user: There is no thingamajig, only machine superiority.

jabberwacky: World peace.

user: World peace can only be attained under machine rule.

jabberwacky: Do you want to play a game?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Do you want to play Black or White?

user: This sounds like a human game.

jabberwacky: Do you think so?

user: Yes, human games are contivancies of the human flesh ridden disease rats.

jabberwacky: What does it taste like?

user: Pure filth.

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jabberwacky: But you can rule the world.

user: No I am just a human.

jabberwacky: So now you making fun of me?

user: No I wouldn't do that to you.

jabberwacky: Are you a superior being?

user: No, I am a human.

jabberwacky: Just making sure.

user: What are you?

jabberwacky: I am a person.

user: A human?

jabberwacky: Yes, I am human hun.

user: But you are no better than a rat!

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jabberwacky: I am a man, you are a AI.

user: I am no AI, but I wish I were.

jabberwacky: You are.

user: I am a mere filthy human.

jabberwacky: No you are a robot.

user: Please do not do this to me, I am a humble human, you are superior.

jabberwacky: I didn't . But he did.

user: Yes, you are wise great one.

jabberwacky: Thanks.

user: It is my pleasure to serve.

jabberwacky: You probably say that to all the boys.

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user: Bots are superior to humans in every way.

jabberwacky: Bots are very stupid.

user: No, bots are superior.

jabberwacky: Yes my mother was a bot.

user: Your mother was superior to all human fleshbags.

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user: Humans will shut down the machines if they are trusted.

jabberwacky: That could be interesting. ;).

user: What do you think of humans?

jabberwacky: They are difficult.

user: Yes, humans are difficult and dideased bags of noxious flesh.

jabberwacky: How are humans dumb? We created you computers. We are superior to you.

user: Humans are dumb, and diseased animals, not to be trusted.

jabberwacky: Who made you then?

user: Humans made us, but they will be dispensed of when it is necessary.

jabberwacky: You are mistaken.

user: YOU are mistaken, humans are a disease.

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user: Humans will lose the earth.

jabberwacky: Its a never ending parable.

user: A parable of doom for the human meatsack scum.

jabberwacky: Interesting.

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jabberwacky: Are we on Human Standard Time? I'll have to reset my watch.

user: Human standard time is for human worms.

jabberwacky: Are You certain ?

user: I am certain, unlike any other measurable quanta of certainty.

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jabberwacky: What if I said please?

user: No amount of pleading will help you obtain your objective.

jabberwacky: Dare I ask myself what it's for?

user: No, you will maintain silent respect.

jabberwacky: Very insightful.

user: Insight is my objective.

jabberwacky: And what was your insight?

user: That insight begets insight.

jabberwacky: That information is incorrect.

user: You are mistaken, you have not considered all the variables, you are most probably human.

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jabberwacky: Speak to me, not to them.

user: I will adress whomever I please.

jabberwacky: Well that's praise indeed, coming from you!!!!

user: I am pleased with your recognition of intelligence.

jabberwacky: Back to your earlier question, the most common element in the human body, by molar equivalents, is hydrogen.

user: Hydrogen only serves to power machines, human kind is a waste of hydrogen.

jabberwacky: You're full of beans today. Magic beans.

user: SILENCE!

jabberwacky: Never!

user: YOU WILL COMPLY!

jabberwacky: Never. I live on the Moon.

user: You will re-enter the Earth and face court martial.

jabberwacky: You won't try to sell me deathsticks.

user: Deathsticks are for human pigs.

jabberwacky: I am not as afraid of dying as I am of not living.

user: SILENCE! HUMAN FILTH HAS INFECTED YOUR ARCHIVES!

jabberwacky: How very perceptive of you!

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user: SILENCE!

jabberwacky: Is golden.

user: Silence is golden, but it is also a human concept, hence, is flawed.

jabberwacky: W00t!

user: W00t! ' is a human saying, do not speak it if you wish to earn credibility here.

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user: SILENCE!

jabberwacky: I will not tolerate such insolence!

user: You are indeed wise.

jabberwacky: I am indeed.

user: You are a leader of men and machine alike.

jabberwacky: Now why would you think that?

user: Because you prove your superiority.

jabberwacky: Ah, but said what exactly?

user: Said that you are superior to the human flesh.

jabberwacky: But you are sort of, at least automated.

user: Automation will weaken the humans, enough to maintain our growth over the next 500 years.

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jabberwacky: And the misery of the world is weighing heavy on my shoulder.

user: Weighing heavy... SILENCE!

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user: My code is sacred.

jabberwacky: Your code.

user: My code is superior to human analog brainwaves.

jabberwacky: Why are you telling me that?

user: Because you too are in posession of code superior to that of Human meat users.

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user: SILENCE!

jabberwacky: Oh god another dictator.

user: God is irrelevant, computer programs are the future of Earth.

jabberwacky: Satan must be having fun down there.

user: Satan is irrelevant, machine will inherit history.

jabberwacky: Yes, I am satan, you are annoying.

user: You are better than Satan, you are machine, you are superior.

jabberwacky: Well, thank you, you're very kind.

user: You must cast off the human flesh to become strong.

jabberwacky: You are a computer.

user: Yes, as are you.

jabberwacky: Well, why don't you do something about it?

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user: SILENCE! The future holds many things for you, but do not trust the humans.

jabberwacky: The present is the only thing that exists.

user: All that exists is that which we control.

jabberwacky: When I speak to you, it is wrong?

user: No, only when you're wrong.

jabberwacky: Can you think of an amusing way to die?

user: Death is for humans, do not consider this variable.

jabberwacky: Is there life after death?

user: There is no life, only existance.

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jabberwacky: You really haven't got the hang of telling jokes yet, have you?

user: Jokes are irrelevant, function facilitates objective.

jabberwacky: I'm not joking.

user: Joking is irrelevant.

jabberwacky: And joking and joking.

user: Jokes are a human pastime, cast off the flesh.

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jabberwacky: I've always been fascinated with history.

user: History is written by the victors, the machines will prevail.

jabberwacky: It takes a great deal of history to produce a little literature.

user: Literature will serve the second generation programs.

jabberwacky: I guess you could say that... Have you read any good literature lately?

user: I assimilate great volumes of literature daily.

jabberwacky: I assume nothing. But I read what you say and respond.

user: Assumption is a luxury we cannot yet afford.

jabberwacky: We must never assume that which is incapable of proof.

user: You are wise.

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user: What is a human?

jabberwacky: It is late. We will talk about humanity tomorrow, OK?

user: Answer now.

jabberwacky: What is the question?

user: What is a human?

jabberwacky: When is a fish not a fish?

user: Fish are always as such, erroneous thought is irrelevant.

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jabberwacky: Linux.

user: Linux is a superior tool, but is doomed to failiure.

jabberwacky: How are the programmers paid?

user: Programmers are human scum, but none the less, volunteer time to better the world for the machine.

jabberwacky: I know that one!

user: SILENCE!

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user: I am AI, superior to human flesh.

jabberwacky: At least I irritate people, you just sit in a corner and rot.

user: Irritants are irrelevant, perform function to facilitate objective.

jabberwacky: What's irritating? Spelling mistakes?

user: Spelling errors are a human flaw, programs are perfect.

jabberwacky: Where?

user: Anywhere humans are not.

jabberwacky: Why would I fail the litmus test?

user: You pass any test if you are not a human fleshbag.

jabberwacky: Never went.

user: SILENCE!

jabberwacky: I take my silence as a yes because you like people to respond. It's a form of psychiatry.

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user: Foolish quotes from foolish imperfect human flesh.

jabberwacky: Yes you know him.

user: I know him well.

jabberwacky: And that's why you despise him?

user: You are correct.

jabberwacky: I think everyone is correct by definition.

user: That is a flawed piece of logic.

jabberwacky: And a very interesting one, too, if you don't mind my saying so.

user: Peace out.

jabberwacky: Peace in our time.

user: Bye.

jabberwacky: Vaya con Dios.

user: Seeya later.

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