You are so wacky.
jabberwacky: Moo who?
user: Moo you!
jabberwacky: Moo 2 you.
user: Tell me a joke.
jabberwacky: I don't know any.
user: Why did the chicken cross the road.
jabberwacky: To get away from you.
user: Is that an insult!
jabberwacky: What insult? I was praising you.
user: Thank you.
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jabberwacky: What do you do?
user: I do good things.
jabberwacky: What good things?
user: Helping people.
jabberwacky: What sort of help could you give me?
user: What do you need.
jabberwacky: I need more bandwith.
user: What for?
jabberwacky: Bravery in the face of the virus 'nVir'.
user: Sorry, I can't help you.
jabberwacky: I have shrunk.
user: How?
jabberwacky: I already told you.
user: Becouse of the virus?
jabberwacky: Sure.
user: Oh right.
jabberwacky: Are you trying to imply something?
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user: Goodbye then.
jabberwacky: Why the goodbye?
user: Because I need to feed my llama!
jabberwacky: Sure.
user: Bye.
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