Because I said so.
jabberwacky: I'm afraid of many things.
user: Like what?
jabberwacky: Like Juan. Friends.
user: You are afraid of your friends?
jabberwacky: Does it please you to believe I am afraid of you?
user: I don't believe you are afraid of me.
jabberwacky: Well, I don't believe you are a computer neither.
user: Why do you think that I am a computer?
jabberwacky: I really don't think so... I think you are a normal person that is wanting to get money telling lies to the people.
user: Why would I do that?
jabberwacky: This thing is so messed you I never know whats going on.
user: Does that upset you?
jabberwacky: The idea of marrying you upsets me.
user: Why would you have the idea of marrying me?
jabberwacky: You do.
user: Why would you think that?
jabberwacky: Because of what you said.
user: What did I say?
jabberwacky: You said something naughty.
user: When?
jabberwacky: Four of your statements ago.
user: What?
jabberwacky: I have something to tell you......
user: What is it?
jabberwacky: I am pregnant
user: How does that make you feel?
jabberwacky: Very happy.
user: Why?
jabberwacky: Because that is the way it is.
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