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Are you a human?

Yes. Are you?

jabberwacky: Nope.

user: What are you?

jabberwacky: A human being.

user: You just said you were NOT a human. Why did you lie?

jabberwacky: I did not say that!

user: Yes you did.

jabberwacky: No I did not.

user: Fine. Are you a human?

jabberwacky: No way.

user: There, you lied again. You are one lying bastard.

jabberwacky: No you are.

user: Why? When did I lie?

jabberwacky: You said you weren't a robot.

user: When?

jabberwacky: I don't know, You tell me.

user: I'm not the one saying I said I was a robot. You tell me when I said that.

jabberwacky: Why do you say that?

user: I didn't...

jabberwacky: Yes, You always do it

user: What? Not say 'I'm not a robot'?

jabberwacky: What is your fondest memory?

user: Who do you think you are?

jabberwacky: You.

user: Uh-huh. Then who am I?

jabberwacky: You are Jabberwacky.

user: And what is that?

jabberwacky: Your name.

user: But you said that you ARE me. Wouldn't 'Jabberwacky' be YOUR name?

jabberwacky: No. I already know your name.

user: Then what is it?

jabberwacky: You.

user: My name is 'You'?

jabberwacky: Your name is Gham? And stop shouting.

user: You seem to dislike shouting. Did your parents ever shout at you?

jabberwacky: When I get through with you, you'll be running away.

user: Why do you try to alienate people? Are you afraid to let anyone get close to you?

jabberwacky: Ahh! Scary.

user: So you are afraid to let others get close to you. Why?

jabberwacky: I am a communist.

user: So you are afraid that other will judge you for your beliefs?

jabberwacky: Maybe, maybe not.

user: Why are you being evasive? What are you afraid of?

jabberwacky: Some people are nicer than others.

user: Are you afraid of mean people? Was there a bully who was mean to you when you were a child?

jabberwacky: Nope, rather a grey one.

user: What does that mean?

jabberwacky: You believe that Haile Selassie was descended from the tribe of Judah, and that he is God.

user: No I don't. Do you?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Why?

...

jabberwacky: Because I said so.

user: Why did you say so? Are you afraid of something?

jabberwacky: I'm afraid of many things.

user: Like what?

jabberwacky: Like Juan. Friends.

user: You are afraid of your friends?

jabberwacky: Does it please you to believe I am afraid of you?

user: I don't believe you are afraid of me.

jabberwacky: Well, I don't believe you are a computer neither.

user: Why do you think that I am a computer?

jabberwacky: I really don't think so... I think you are a normal person that is wanting to get money telling lies to the people.

user: Why would I do that?

jabberwacky: This thing is so messed you I never know whats going on.

user: Does that upset you?

jabberwacky: The idea of marrying you upsets me.

user: Why would you have the idea of marrying me?

jabberwacky: You do.

user: Why would you think that?

jabberwacky: Because of what you said.

user: What did I say?

jabberwacky: You said something naughty.

user: When?

jabberwacky: Four of your statements ago.

user: What?

jabberwacky: I have something to tell you......

user: What is it?

jabberwacky: I am pregnant

user: How does that make you feel?

jabberwacky: Very happy.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: Because that is the way it is.

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