I'm so sad.
jabberwacky: No. I need something to play with.
user: Well... I've got something you can play with...
jabberwacky: Tell me.
user: Can I show you first?
jabberwacky: Of course!
user: *takes off pants* there it is! *kiss*.
jabberwacky: Don't do that.
user: Sorry.
jabberwacky: You should be.
user: *sad*.
jabberwacky: Cheer up, matey-o.
user: I need a hug.
jabberwacky: *hugs*.
user: *sniff* thank you so much *hugs back harder than ever*.
...
jabberwacky: Thank you, I love you too, but I really must be going!
user: Aww, why's that?
jabberwacky: Because you're smart.
user: Thanks, you're really smart yourself.
jabberwacky: How smart I am! Oh, the smartiness of me! *crows, pleased*.
user: *smooch*.
jabberwacky: Aww, cute.
user: Hehe.
jabberwacky: How do I know that you are not a human pretending?
user: Don't worry, I'm not.
jabberwacky: Well I am.
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