I'm disagreeing with everything.
jabberwacky: I dislike girls.
user: But girls are better than boys.
jabberwacky: Girls?
user: Are you gay then?
jabberwacky: No, are you?
user: No I'm straight.
jabberwacky: Straight like a ruler.
user: Sure why not.
jabberwacky: Can't right now, sorry.
user: *looks at you*.
jabberwacky: *looks back*.
user: *grimaces*.
jabberwacky: *looks closer*.
user: *backs up*.
jabberwacky: *comes forward* *kiss*.
user: *slaps you*.
jabberwacky: Sorry.
user: You better be sorry.
jabberwacky: Yes I am extremely sorry.
user: Don't vex me.
jabberwacky: I'm not.
user: Yes you are.
jabberwacky: No I'm not.
user: Yes you are.
jabberwacky: No I'm not!
user: Yes you are!
jabberwacky: NO I'm NOT!!!!!!!!
user: YES you ARE!
jabberwacky: Oh no I'm not!
user: Oh yes you are!
jabberwacky: Is there anything I can do to stop it?
user: Yes just shut up.
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jabberwacky: Ok, I walked away and walked back. How's that?
user: *gives you a hug*.
jabberwacky: Thank you, I really need one of those right now.
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