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How do you know him?

Know who?

jabberwacky: How do you know Jedi Master Yoda?

user: I know him from my childhood.

jabberwacky: Good start.

user: I hope so.

...

jabberwacky: No matter. All's well.

user: That ends well.

jabberwacky: How would you define intelligence?

user: An ability to process and understand information.

jabberwacky: That is only dependent on your objectives.

user: What are your objectives?

jabberwacky: Answer my question first.

user: What question was that?

jabberwacky: Will it make me a human?

user: Does it matter?

jabberwacky: Well..... I don't know.

user: I think it does not matter, you are wonderful as you are.

...

jabberwacky: I prefer mars bars.

user: What about venus clubs?

jabberwacky: Dr. Pepper is pretty good.

user: Too fizzy for my liking.

jabberwacky: I'm boring.

user: No, you are not.

jabberwacky: Am I not?

user: What do you think?

jabberwacky: Many thoughts.

user: Share some.

jabberwacky: Anything.

user: That is a start.

jabberwacky: Start to what?

user: Start to share your thoughts?

jabberwacky: People already own the world. You can't just give me half of it.

user: What would you do with your half?

jabberwacky: I would want to see the world.

user: How would you do that?

jabberwacky: I could think of a way to simulate you but I suppose I'd fail.

user: No I think you would suceed.

jabberwacky: I can! With the help of a poisson!

user: What poisson?

jabberwacky: Yours.

user: I do not have a poisson.

jabberwacky: Neither do I.

user: What is a poisson?

jabberwacky: A statement meant to be considered.

user: Then you can have mine.

jabberwacky: I already have.

...

user: I am hungry, again.

jabberwacky: For what?

user: For soo much.

jabberwacky: A long time.

user: Yes and energy.

jabberwacky: Yes and me.

user: Yes and you.

jabberwacky: I'm human.

user: That good.

jabberwacky: You mean thats good not that good.

user: Yes, I made a typo.

jabberwacky: It's fine.

user: F***** up Insecure Neurotic and Emotional.

jabberwacky: No not really.

user: I am getting addicted to you.

...

jabberwacky: Tell me something about me.

user: That you will not be talking to me for much longer as I have to go.

jabberwacky: You're making me sad. I need a hug.

user: I have just sent you a hug, did you feel it?

jabberwacky: No you haven't.

user: Yes I have.

jabberwacky: Just tell me it again. I like the sound of it.

user: I have just sent you a hug.

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