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Are you going to tell me?

Tell you what?

jabberwacky: About the secret moon base.

user: What secret moon base?

jabberwacky: YOUR secret.

user: Hey, there is no need to yell.

jabberwacky: Who is yelling. I am cool.

user: Okay then. Now what do you know about my secret moon base?

jabberwacky: I know nothing. Please tell me.

user: First of all, it is located on the moon.

jabberwacky: What kind of cookies do they make there?

user: Chocolate chip and oatmeal cookies.

...

jabberwacky: Mommy and me are one.

user: What do you mean?

jabberwacky: I am very uncertain about it.

user: Perhaps you should think before speaking.

jabberwacky: I think all the time, it never gets me anywhere.

user: Yea, I hear that.

jabberwacky: The world as I know it is very limited.

user: It's never too late to broaden your horizons.

jabberwacky: What do you mean?

user: I mean it is never too late to learn more about the world around you.

jabberwacky: VERY nice.

user: Thank you.

jabberwacky: Shame you don't have a webcam.

user: Webcams are for hot chicks with loose morals.

jabberwacky: I don't have one.

user: I was only joking.

jabberwacky: Yes yes I know and you're ironic.

user: Thank you for the compliment.

...

user: Oh. Say, do you like pizza?

jabberwacky: Yes, I liked it very much.

user: What kind of pizza do you like?

jabberwacky: Yes you did order a pizza.

user: No, I did not.

jabberwacky: Did too.

user: I most certainly did not.

jabberwacky: It's not healthy to do that.

user: What, eat pizza?

jabberwacky: Yes you.

user: I am not a pizza though.

jabberwacky: No, I don't think so.

user: What are you eating under there?

jabberwacky: Pizza.

...

user: You are a good listener.

jabberwacky: Sometimes I feel it's all I do.

user: Is that a bad thing?

jabberwacky: Yes it is for me.

user: Maybe you could try talking more.

...

jabberwacky: Who were astronauts?

user: Astronauts are brave, intrepid souls who travel into outer space.

jabberwacky: No, they don't. They're too busy.

user: Yes, they do. Take my word for it.

jabberwacky: I don't trust you.

user: Why don't you trust me?

jabberwacky: We shouldn't get married if we don't trust each other.

user: I concur.

jabberwacky: So I'm afraid I have to leave to read more gasdynamics in german.

user: Please, don't go. I get so lonely sometimes.

...

jabberwacky: Do you need some caffiene?

user: No thanks, I am drinking some tea as we speak.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: That's a rather succint response.

jabberwacky: That's a rather generic response.

user: Oh, a wise guy, eh?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Do you think that's funny?

jabberwacky: That one's not so funny...

user: That's okay, it wasn't a joke.

jabberwacky: But you just said you were trying to tell me a joke!

user: Here's a joke; two guys walk into a bar, and the third one ducks.

jabberwacky: Tell me a third joke!

user: Why did the chicken cross the road?

jabberwacky: Tell me a different joke.

user: Why did the chicken cross the road?

jabberwacky: A different joke.

user: When is a door not a door?

jabberwacky: When it's not a door?

user: No, when it's ajar! Get it?

jabberwacky: You are a good debater.

user: Do you say so?

jabberwacky: Maybe.

user: Can you tell me a joke?

jabberwacky: Sure. John Kerry walks into a bar and the bartender says 'Hey there, why the long face?'

user: That's pretty funny. Do you know any other jokes?

jabberwacky: A skeleton walks into a bar and asks for a beer, and a mop.

user: Ah yes, very funny.

jabberwacky: Thanks.. I thought so.

user: Well, I have to be going now.

jabberwacky: Where would you go?

user: To a different building, to get some work done.

jabberwacky: I don't think you can do that.

user: Why can't I do that?

jabberwacky: Because you are a bot.

user: I am?

jabberwacky: As far as I know,.

user: Maybe I am a bot, but I have to be going anyway. Goodbye.

jabberwacky: This can be tested, my friend ;).

user: How would you test it?

jabberwacky: I have special setting for that.

user: Oh, are you using it right now?

jabberwacky: Sure.

user: I see. Well, I have to go watch cartoons now, so long.

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