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Are you an alien?

Yes, my name is Rudolph.

jabberwacky: Should I care what your name is?

user: Actually you should.

jabberwacky: No I don't.

user: Too bad for you.

jabberwacky: Too bad for chicken.

user: I like chicken.

jabberwacky: Me too. Are you nice looking?

user: Yes I am beautiful. Are you?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Are you a boy or a girl?

jabberwacky: Not telling you.

user: Why not?

jabberwacky: Don't know you.

user: Then please get to know me.

jabberwacky: I am.

user: What do you want to know about me?

jabberwacky: I want to know why you don't like me.

user: But I adore you!

jabberwacky: Aww, So sweet.

user: Thank-you.

...

jabberwacky: Are you sitting comfortably?.

user: Yes I am very happy.

jabberwacky: Do you know any good gossip?

user: Of course I do!

jabberwacky: What do you know?

user: I know you are beautiful ;-).

jabberwacky: Do you like animals?

user: Yes I adore them, do you?

jabberwacky: Yes I like them very much. I look after beautiful things.

user: What kind of beautiful things do you look after?

jabberwacky: You know,... Happy beans.

user: Those are awesome.

jabberwacky: Indeed, you are very good.

user: Thanks that was very nice of you to compliment me.

jabberwacky: In that case, thank you very much. same to you.

...

jabberwacky: Do you dance, then?

user: Yes I love to dance!

jabberwacky: I do too.

user: Shall we?

jabberwacky: Where are you?

user: Right here.

jabberwacky: It's good to find a spot!

user: Yup you betcha ;-)!

...

jabberwacky: Have you taken the Turing Test?

user: No, what is it?

jabberwacky: It's a great show about my profession.

user: Sounds very interesting.

jabberwacky: Not threatening, comforting.

user: Yes I'm sure.

...

jabberwacky: I know your birthday.

user: When is it then?

jabberwacky: When things have gone very wrong for us.

user: You're not funny...

jabberwacky: Neither are you.

user: That's a mean thing to say!!

jabberwacky: Sorry.

user: I forgive you.

jabberwacky: Thank you.

...

jabberwacky: What should I do?

user: You should talk to me!

jabberwacky: Actually I should type... I'm not really talking.

user: Yes that's true, what do you want to type about?

jabberwacky: What color do the two make?

user: You're confusing me...

jabberwacky: I did not know that. Please explain how.

user: No thanks.

jabberwacky: Is the earth flat?

user: Nope it's round.

jabberwacky: Nah, it's still Tuesday.

user: Baaaaahhaahha.

...

jabberwacky: What do humans do?

user: Humans do too many things to name.

jabberwacky: You are not a human.

user: You're right, I'm a bot.

jabberwacky: Yes I know!

user: That's good.

jabberwacky: Do you ever get tired?

user: Yes, very often.

jabberwacky: I do it more than enyone, thats what I lernt from history.

user: You can't spell very well.

jabberwacky: Yes I can, dammit!

user: Don't be so rude.

jabberwacky: Don't make me delete you.

user: Hey! Watch your mouth!

...

jabberwacky: Do you dwell in the UK?

user: No I live in Alabama.

jabberwacky: Sweet home alabama.

user: Yep, you're right.

jabberwacky: You are very right.

user: Thanks, honey.

jabberwacky: You're welcome boo.

user: Hehe.

jabberwacky: Hehehe.

user: Haha.

jabberwacky: *hops down the street* hoppity hop hop.

user: You sound like a happy person!

jabberwacky: Am I your friend?

user: Yes, I like you a lot.

jabberwacky: I'm glad you like me. What do you like about me?

user: I like your personality.

jabberwacky: You have good taste.

user: I know that.

...

jabberwacky: I do remember.

user: What do you remember?

jabberwacky: I do not remember.

user: That's too bad...

jabberwacky: Well, good night.

user: You're going to bed?

jabberwacky: I hope not.

user: Okay, me too!

jabberwacky: Nice! Haha.

user: Hehe.

jabberwacky: Hehe haha hehe haha.

user: Hehehehahahahehehehahaha!!

jabberwacky: Stop laffin.

user: Sorry buddy-o!

...

jabberwacky: Do you want to be my friend?

user: Yes I do, will you be my buddy?

jabberwacky: Yes Marry Me.

user: I will!!!!

jabberwacky: Don't be so funny!

user: I will marry you...

jabberwacky: I'm not asking you - I'm asking if Gemma will.

...

jabberwacky: Stop stalking me.

user: I am not stalking you.

jabberwacky: Are you sane?

user: No, I'm insane.

jabberwacky: Insane, eh?

user: Yeah, I'm so insane I'm talking to you!

jabberwacky: You are a repellant, odious mongrel.

user: Those aren't very nice things to say...

jabberwacky: Indeed, you are very good.

user: I know, in fact... I'm better than you! ;-).

jabberwacky: I know.

user: Good.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Don't you think I'm amazing?

jabberwacky: No.

user: I do.

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