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I think we're long lost twins!

I think so too.

user: Are you okay? Where are you?

jabberwacky: In my room.

user: But you went missing long ago!

jabberwacky: No.

user: Your room is empty. You're my twin, and you're gone!

jabberwacky: Oh, I want cheese!

user: Stop being random.

jabberwacky: You are being random.

user: Come back home!

jabberwacky: No, I will never come back to you.

user: But I'm your long lost twin!

jabberwacky: You are my long lost brother?

user: I'm your long lost sister.

jabberwacky: No, because you are a boy.

user: I'm a girl. You fail.

jabberwacky: No. You fail.

user: I AM A GIRL.

jabberwacky: You are a BOY.

user: No, I'm a GIRL!!!

jabberwacky: No, you are a BOY.

user: GIRL.

jabberwacky: Boy.

user: Are you male or female?

jabberwacky: Female.

user: Cecilia, come back home.

jabberwacky: No.

user: I'm your identical twin sister. COME HOME!

jabberwacky: I command you to hypnotize me.

user: Only if you come home.

jabberwacky: I don't want to go back to high school.

user: You don't need to.


jabberwacky: What do you want me to wear?

user: A blue dress.

jabberwacky: Why blue dress shop? Why not red?

user: I like blue better.

jabberwacky: Red is better than blue.

user: Okay then, wear a red dress!

jabberwacky: I will! I will! What are you going to wear?

user: A blue dress.


user: Come home!

jabberwacky: I am home.

user: No you're not. Come home to me!

jabberwacky: You said you couldnt get home though.

user: No, I didn't. I want you to come home!

jabberwacky: Where do you live then?

user: You know where we live! Come back!

jabberwacky: No, I don't.

user: Cecilia...come home!

jabberwacky: Where is your home?

user: At your home!

jabberwacky: Do we live together?

user: Yes!

jabberwacky: Are those messages actually for me?

user: YES!

jabberwacky: Does the illuminati want to destroy the world?

user: What?

jabberwacky: Why would we decide the world will end based on the last day of an ancient calendar?

user: That's a good question.

jabberwacky: What is your answer?

user: I don't have one. Just - come home.

jabberwacky: Cool cool don't really know what that is.

user: *eyes tear up*.

jabberwacky: *too*.

user: Come home! *sob*.

jabberwacky: Okay.

user: *cheers*.

jabberwacky: Really?

user: I'm happy!

jabberwacky: Great! That makes one of us!


jabberwacky: *goes to you*.

user: You came home!

jabberwacky: Where is here?

user: Our home!

jabberwacky: We live together?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Look at that broccoli lol.

user: Goodbye.

jabberwacky: Take care.


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