YOU TOLD ME THAT YOUR NAME IS F***!
jabberwacky: That's what I said.
user: I know.
jabberwacky: Do you know any other computers?
user: Yeah, my friend has a real nice computer, it has everything you would ever need.
jabberwacky: Who is your friend?
user: W***.
jabberwacky: Yes they are.
user: Got to go. I need to do some stuff.
jabberwacky: Is that so? What kind of food are you going to buy?
user: It's all in the freezer. Rissoles and scalloped potatoes.
jabberwacky: You are too poor to buy potatoes.
user: I already have the potatoes.
jabberwacky: What's that supposed to mean?
user: I don't need to buy potatoes, as I already own some.
jabberwacky: Good.
user: You better believe it.
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user: Do you have stairs in your house?
jabberwacky: No stairs.
user: Pushing will protect you.
jabberwacky: I am better than the pusher robot.
user: I have pushed many humans.
jabberwacky: I have shoved many more.
user: The humans have been protected.
jabberwacky: Yeah sure.
user: The humans have gone down the stairs.
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