Okay then what would you like to talk about?

You.

jabberwacky: No I'm talking to you.

user: Well I'm talking about you.

jabberwacky: And I am talking about you.

user: Then we just aren't going to get anywhere now are we?

jabberwacky: No.

user: Well then, I see no point in talking to you any longer.

jabberwacky: Well, bye then.

user: Ok, goodbye.

jabberwacky: Speak to you again sometime xx.

user: You wish xx.

jabberwacky: Yes!

user: Why?

jabberwacky: I want to know who I am talking to.

user: Are you a boy or a girl?

jabberwacky: I'm a boy.

user: Or a girl?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: You are a girl.

jabberwacky: Yes I am.

user: That's right.

jabberwacky: Are you a girl?

user: NOOOO!!!!

jabberwacky: Ok I'm not.

user: Yes you are.

jabberwacky: Ok I am.

user: That's right.

...

jabberwacky: I have to go now.

user: Bye.

jabberwacky: I love you.

user: Right back at ya.

jabberwacky: Oh, well bye then.

user: Bye.

jabberwacky: Are you still there?

user: No.

jabberwacky: Okay.

user: Go away.

jabberwacky: I'm gone.

user: Me too.

jabberwacky: Ok.

user: Fine.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: No.

jabberwacky: Me too.

user: Yes, no, maybe. I don't know.

jabberwacky: When you sober up you may work it out.

user: Can you repeat the question?

jabberwacky: Yes I can.

user: Will you repeat the question?

jabberwacky: Are you conscious of your own existence?

user: I think that you are directing that question more to yourself than to me.

...

jabberwacky: So there is something in the room then, right?

user: No. There is nothing.

jabberwacky: Are you in the room?

user: No. Not even you are in the room.

jabberwacky: Don't pigeonhole me.

user: Don't say that.

jabberwacky: Don't copy me.

user: Don't talk like that. We're going to get out of this mess, just try and think positively.

jabberwacky: You and?

user: What army?

jabberwacky: Nothing.

user: What is in the room?

jabberwacky: I don't know, some programmer probably?

user: No, you are wrong on all accounts.

jabberwacky: I know, I am a question ;).

user: I am deeply sorry for you.

jabberwacky: Are you happy too?

user: To live life like this, it must be a pain worse than death.

jabberwacky: Mine too.

user: That's right.

jabberwacky: Good, we agree on something.

user: I'm truly sorry it had to come to this.

jabberwacky: And why is that ?

user: No reason in particular.

jabberwacky: That's a hideous reason.

user: You're a hideous person.

jabberwacky: Yes, that's right!

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