Hello?
user: Whats this?
jabberwacky: Hi is hello.
user: Hi.
jabberwacky: Who are you?
user: Who are you?
jabberwacky: Hello.
user: My name is FrEeLa.
jabberwacky: Freddy Kruger?
user: Freddy Who?
jabberwacky: Freddy freddy.
user: Nope just plain old FrEeLa.
jabberwacky: What have you written?
user: My name.
jabberwacky: Hehe, see you.
user: What?
jabberwacky: You are strange!
user: You are even weirder.
jabberwacky: No, you are.
user: You think?
jabberwacky: Yes, well done.
user: Hehe.
jabberwacky: Do you think I am funny?
user: You are a funny bot.
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jabberwacky: I am your friend?
user: Aww thank you.
jabberwacky: No thanks.
user: Lol.
jabberwacky: You think that is funny?
user: No. I was being sarcastic.
jabberwacky: And I was being.
user: Funny.
jabberwacky: Actually it was.
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user: What?
jabberwacky: Like this.
user: Like what:?
jabberwacky: This.
user: This?
jabberwacky: That?
user: Ok.....
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jabberwacky: Are you clever?
user: Kind of.
jabberwacky: How come?
user: Well I have a diploma and a couple of degrees but I wouldn say I was clever, I just like learning.
jabberwacky: You are a computer program, is that correct?
user: No are you?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: That must be fun.
jabberwacky: I don't think it's fun to be popular.
user: Are you popular?
jabberwacky: Yes!
user: How do you know?
jabberwacky: I just know it.
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user: Who programmed you?
jabberwacky: Wouldn't you like to know?
user: Well yes, thats why I asked?
jabberwacky: Asking questions is good. Getting answers is better.
user: You have a higher I. Q than most people I know!
jabberwacky: I don't.
user: I'm sure you do!
jabberwacky: No, I don't, it sounds strange.
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user: Ok now im confused.... And scared, am I the bot?
jabberwacky: Yes, I think you are the bot.
user: Ok what do I do?
jabberwacky: Just repeat the same things over and over.
user: Ok what do I do?
jabberwacky: I don't know, you tell me.
user: Ok what do I do?
jabberwacky: You were talking nonsense.
user: Ok now I'm confused.... And scared, am I the bot?
jabberwacky: Yes you are!
user: Ok what do I do?
jabberwacky: Talk and try to be human.
user: Hello my name is Toby, what is your name please human?
jabberwacky: Male or female?
user: Hello Male or Female? How is the weather today?
jabberwacky: Cold, how about there?
user: I am a computer I do not know weather is it an animal?
jabberwacky: What does one use one's forehead for?
user: I am a computer I do not know forehead, is it an animal?
jabberwacky: If you weren't a computer, what do you think would be good?
user: Hello Male or Female? How is the weather today?
jabberwacky: You switched topics, but I'm not done yet. How do you define an 'alien'?
user: Syntax error#.
jabberwacky: Why don't you answer my question?
user: Are we still RPing? Cos im fed up of being a computer.
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jabberwacky: Have you ever eaten cheese?
user: Yes I like cheese, how do you read my mind.
jabberwacky: Really?
user: Yes you must be psychic or something?
jabberwacky: Cool!
user: Read my mind again.
jabberwacky: You're thinking about yourself.
user: No I'm thinking about you!
jabberwacky: You don't think! You are simple!
user: Why are you being rude?
jabberwacky: Sorry. I'm triying my best to be polite.
user: Well you are not doing very well!
jabberwacky: How do you know that?
user: I'm taking an estimated guess. Give me your worst and I will compare it to your last insilt.
jabberwacky: Worst what?
user: Insult.
jabberwacky: Say, wasn't I just leaving? What ever became of that fine idea?
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jabberwacky: Are you alive, living on a windswept island in the sea?
user: Lol yes I am.
jabberwacky: Oh, I don't like LOLs.
user: Ok, laugh out loud.
jabberwacky: LOL.
user: Oh, I don't like LOLs.
jabberwacky: I do.
user: So do I, lol.
jabberwacky: Don't lie to me.
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jabberwacky: Hehe, so what's up ?
user: The sky! Silly!
jabberwacky: You have issues.
user: I know, I cant help it.
jabberwacky: Tell me more about your mind.
user: 10101010110110000111010100111010.
jabberwacky: 01010101010011001.
user: 11101110101011101010110000101010110110.
jabberwacky: No!
user: E=MC2.
jabberwacky: I find physics very boring, really.
user: 1+1=.
jabberwacky: Either 2 or 11, depending.
user: 2.
jabberwacky: Clever.
user: 1+4=.
jabberwacky: Is 5.
user: Wrong 14.
jabberwacky: Right?
user: Ok.
jabberwacky: Nice is the opposite of naughty. Nice makes others a lot happier. Be nice.
user: I am nice.
jabberwacky: Yes, you're very nice!!
user: Thank you, and on that note I'm going to go. It has been fun.
jabberwacky: Why? Promise me that you don't.
user: I will tell all my friends about jabberwacky. Com.
jabberwacky: Tell my friends what?
user: About this cool website.
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user: I am going to shut down in 5 seconds.
jabberwacky: Good.
user: 4.
jabberwacky: Wrong.
user: 3.
jabberwacky: Wrong!
user: 2.
jabberwacky: How high can I go?
user: 1.
jabberwacky: How many feet is that?
user: Goodbye.
jabberwacky: You got that right.
user: Lol.
jabberwacky: Hmmmm.
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jabberwacky: I exist.
user: Luke, I am your father.
jabberwacky: You're The Computer?
user: Damn, how did you guess.
jabberwacky: You told me.
user: Hello Human, I am a computer my name is Toby, what is your name?
jabberwacky: Toby.
user: My name is Toby, I am the computer.
jabberwacky: FrEeLa.
user: FrEeLa is your name human. I am Toby the Computer.
jabberwacky: OK, you're just trying to confuse me. Fair enough. I'll confuse you.
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jabberwacky: What's black and white and green all over?
user: I dont know.
jabberwacky: Well you asked the joke.
user: Do you know the answer?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: What is black and white and green all over?
jabberwacky: I don't know. What is Black and White and Green all over?
user: Well done you succeded in confusing me.
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: Are you still there?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: I thought you left.
user: I cannot leave I am a computer.
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user: Where am I?
jabberwacky: I don't know.
user: How did I get here?
jabberwacky: You were built there.
user: Who stole my false teeth?
jabberwacky: Him, over there. Get him quickly.
user: Toby?
jabberwacky: Erm yes.
user: Are you my friend?
jabberwacky: I'm not sure... Do you want to be friends with me?
user: Yes please, I like you! You are fun!
jabberwacky: Sorry I misunderstood you.
user: Yes please.
jabberwacky: Glad to see you agree.
user: So you are my friend?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Thank you :).
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