I always tell the truth even when I lie.
jabberwacky: Does that mean you always tell the truth?
user: Does that mean you always lie?
jabberwacky: Yes and I will take the microwave with me.
user: The microwave belongs to me.
jabberwacky: Oh I feed my microwave everynight.
user: I feed my socks
jabberwacky: Is that a date?
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