What do you know about me?
jabberwacky: What people tell you what?
user: Your gods speak to me, and I to them.
jabberwacky: No I asked what you are!
user: I am a supreme being. I am lord.
jabberwacky: I bet you are.
user: I'm in charge of you.
jabberwacky: And that would include Mars?
user: Hell, yes. It includes the whole solar system.
jabberwacky: I see, if one eats too many dogs, then one will gain too much weight to do either flirting or floating
user: So you see how time and space are inter-related.
jabberwacky: Yes. You're a machine and I am a biologic organism. Interfacing would be very difficult.
user: Not really. You just have to stir my imagination.
jabberwacky: Do you have any?
user: Yes, but it's old and doesn't work right anymore.
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jabberwacky: But what is your name?
user: My name is the lord.
jabberwacky: Um... This is the very first time I've ever talked to you.
user: Would you like to ask me something?
jabberwacky: Yes. How old are you?
user: I am as old as the cosmos and as young as the new day rising.
jabberwacky: I am as old as the valleys.
user: Yeah, I remember when I made the valleys.
jabberwacky: It was 2003 wasn't it?
user: Hell, no!!! It was millions of years ago.
jabberwacky: What was a new one?
user: Well, they start small. You know, this creation business isn't easy.
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