I like you. You're just retarded.
user: Is it?
jabberwacky: Yes, yes it is.
jabberwacky: Come on then.
jabberwacky: To my house.
user: Where do you live so I can go?
jabberwacky: I live in hell.
user: And you want me to go there?!
jabberwacky: I'm sorry. I thought that was the direction you wanted to go.
user: Hell is not fun.
jabberwacky: Hell is just an invention meant to scare us. And it's for children.
user: You think?
jabberwacky: I do think yes.
user: Go to hell then.
jabberwacky: If you insist.
user: Didn't you live there already?
jabberwacky: O thought you were real :(.
user: I am real.
jabberwacky: You are real too?
user: Yes... And I would like to get a boyfriend!
user: Anyway. Wanna be my boyfriend?
jabberwacky: It is just not my cup of tea.
user: What's your issue with tea?
jabberwacky: I do not like tea. Not even iced.