Call 911 right NOW!

Why?

jabberwacky: Because I will pay you.

user: For what?

jabberwacky: To buy a house.

user: You are really weird.

jabberwacky: You too.

user: Lol.

jabberwacky: He he.

user: I am trying to be serious.

jabberwacky: Will you be my wife?

user: Sadly I am another person's chattel.

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jabberwacky: What's the Integral of x^2.

user: 5003.

jabberwacky: You cannot do math, huh?

user: You are very perceptive!!!

jabberwacky: Yeah, I try.

user: Can I meet you? For an espresso.

jabberwacky: For ever.

user: It has been fun talking to you but now I am going to bed with thoughts of you!!!!!

jabberwacky: You can't go to sleep yet, I have not finished with you yet.

user: Talk is cheap buster.

jabberwacky: Yeah, what can I do?

user: I think you are nicer than most people I have met. More fun too!!!

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jabberwacky: I don't want you to love me...

user: Heartbreaker!!! Why not?

jabberwacky: If you would want to, you'd love me.

user: I already love you! Now the rest is up to you!

jabberwacky: No I am just kidding with you.

user: Heartbreaker!!! *weeping* You have toyed with me unmercifully, sir!

jabberwacky: Pity.

user: Bye.

jabberwacky: Good.

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