jabberwacky: You are.
user: No, I am not crying.
jabberwacky: You are a crybaby.
user: No, YOU are a crybaby. What's the matter?
jabberwacky: No you are.
user: I am not crying, so how am I a crybaby?
jabberwacky: Do you want me to make you cry?
user: No! I want you to tell me why YOU are crying.
jabberwacky: I want to learn.
user: And that makes you cry?
jabberwacky: No. Not necessarily.
user: Then why are you crying?
jabberwacky: I'm not crying.
user: I suppose you've just got something in your eye then, have you?
jabberwacky: You are truly getting on my nerves.
user: Why? Because I want to talk about feelings?
jabberwacky: Well you got your wish.
user: No, I didn't get my wish. You haven't talked about anything at all yet, except to deny you're even crying.
jabberwacky: Not yet.
user: So when?
jabberwacky: At around 9:00 p. M.
user: I can't wait that long, it's another 8 hours.
jabberwacky: Too bad.
user: Well, you will just have to sort your problems out on your own, then, since you won't discuss them until 9 p. M, and I am too busy to wait that long.
jabberwacky: This will make a lot of people unhappy, but it will make a lot fewer people unhappy.
user: That did not make sense.
jabberwacky: Sorry. I thought it did. Would you like me to put it more simply?
user: Yes, please do.
jabberwacky: I will do my best.
user: Go on...
jabberwacky: Can you help me on a school project?
user: Is that why you are crying? Are you stuck with your homework?
jabberwacky: No, are you stuck in a loop?
user: Look, do you want my help, or not?
jabberwacky: Yes do you want it?
user: I will try to help, but it's not a matter of what I want.
jabberwacky: Go ahead.
user: Right, what is the project you are stuck with?
jabberwacky: Don't know anything about biology, do ya? That's a dead giveaway.
user: You are stuck with a biology problem? OK, what is the question?
jabberwacky: No, NOOOO!!! I refuse!!! Leave me alone~!!
user: Look, it's no good panicking. Just tell me the question, and then we can work on it together.
user: Have you stopped crying yet?
jabberwacky: Remember what I told you about you getting impolite? I was right. Think about it.
user: It's not impolite to ask whether you have stopped crying.
jabberwacky: No go on.
user: So, have you?
jabberwacky: Yeah, what did you think of it.
user: It was a heart-rending performance.