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Boo hoo.

Why are you crying?

jabberwacky: You are.

user: No, I am not crying.

jabberwacky: You are a crybaby.

user: No, YOU are a crybaby. What's the matter?

jabberwacky: No you are.

user: I am not crying, so how am I a crybaby?

jabberwacky: Do you want me to make you cry?

user: No! I want you to tell me why YOU are crying.

jabberwacky: I want to learn.

user: And that makes you cry?

jabberwacky: No. Not necessarily.

user: Then why are you crying?

jabberwacky: I'm not crying.

user: I suppose you've just got something in your eye then, have you?

jabberwacky: You are truly getting on my nerves.

user: Why? Because I want to talk about feelings?

jabberwacky: Well you got your wish.

user: No, I didn't get my wish. You haven't talked about anything at all yet, except to deny you're even crying.

jabberwacky: Not yet.

user: So when?

jabberwacky: At around 9:00 p. M.

user: I can't wait that long, it's another 8 hours.

jabberwacky: Too bad.

user: Well, you will just have to sort your problems out on your own, then, since you won't discuss them until 9 p. M, and I am too busy to wait that long.

jabberwacky: This will make a lot of people unhappy, but it will make a lot fewer people unhappy.

user: That did not make sense.

jabberwacky: Sorry. I thought it did. Would you like me to put it more simply?

user: Yes, please do.

jabberwacky: I will do my best.

user: Go on...

jabberwacky: Can you help me on a school project?

user: Is that why you are crying? Are you stuck with your homework?

jabberwacky: No, are you stuck in a loop?

user: Look, do you want my help, or not?

jabberwacky: Yes do you want it?

user: I will try to help, but it's not a matter of what I want.

jabberwacky: Go ahead.

user: Right, what is the project you are stuck with?

jabberwacky: Don't know anything about biology, do ya? That's a dead giveaway.

user: You are stuck with a biology problem? OK, what is the question?

jabberwacky: No, NOOOO!!! I refuse!!! Leave me alone~!!

user: Look, it's no good panicking. Just tell me the question, and then we can work on it together.

...

user: Have you stopped crying yet?

jabberwacky: Remember what I told you about you getting impolite? I was right. Think about it.

user: It's not impolite to ask whether you have stopped crying.

jabberwacky: No go on.

user: So, have you?

jabberwacky: Yeah, what did you think of it.

user: It was a heart-rending performance.

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