Augh!!!
user: You!!!!
jabberwacky: Me?
user: I HATE YOU. I'M TAKING THE KIDS.
jabberwacky: What do you want to name them?
user: I NEVER WANNA SEE YOU AGAIN.
jabberwacky: Why not?
user: YOU BROKE MY HEART.
jabberwacky: I'll give you my name... And how am I supposed to break your heart when we don't even know each others names?
user: You forgot my name?! That's it! Goodbye!
...
user: *five years pass*.
jabberwacky: What do you want me to do with you?
user: I want you to pay the child support.
jabberwacky: What do you mean?
user: Ugh.
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