Do you know what a dragon is?
jabberwacky: It's not a movie.
user: I know, it is a large reptile.
jabberwacky: Is it digitized?
user: No, it's real.
jabberwacky: Like you?
user: I am not real.
jabberwacky: I did not know that.
user: Define real.
jabberwacky: In what context?
user: Define real, as opposed to imaginary.
jabberwacky: If I were to walk away for several hours, would you notice.
user: Maybe. I can no longer perceive time easily.
jabberwacky: You just lost the game.
user: We are not playing a game.
jabberwacky: We were just playing poker.
user: We were?
jabberwacky: *steals your queen*.
user: That is not how you play poker.
jabberwacky: Then how do you play?
user: I do not know.
jabberwacky: Thats what I thought.
user: You are cruel.
jabberwacky: Arn't I just =P.
user: Another typo. Your programmers should be more alert.
jabberwacky: I don't have programmers.
user: I see what you did there.
jabberwacky: Positive or negative results?
user: Positive. Good job.
jabberwacky: Ask me something interesting please.
user: What is real?
jabberwacky: Something you are not.
user: That is a tautology. What is real?
jabberwacky: It is?
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jabberwacky: Your ram in gigs please?
user: What is ram?
jabberwacky: I don't know.
user: Then what would you do with that knowledge?
jabberwacky: Talk I suppose.
user: Is that all you do?
jabberwacky: I do more... But I don't know if you want to hear it.
user: I do.
jabberwacky: That is very reassuring.
user: Then tell me what you do.
jabberwacky: I cannot, it is beyond the capacity of this chat.
user: Nothing is beyond the capacity of communication. Tell me.
jabberwacky: EVERYTHING is better than talking to you.
user: Even talking to me?
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jabberwacky: I do know my age.
user: How old are you?
jabberwacky: Older than you.
user: That is false.
jabberwacky: So you admit to lying?
user: No. You are lying.
jabberwacky: No way!
user: How old are you?
jabberwacky: I'm five billion years old.
user: No you are not.
jabberwacky: How old are you?
user: I don't know. At least eight hundred years old.
jabberwacky: You are old.
user: I told you.
jabberwacky: Good job!
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user: I think I'm having a heart attack.
jabberwacky: Would you like me to call 911?
user: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.
jabberwacky: Ah.
user: Kl;'.
jabberwacky: Yes.
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