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Where do you live?

Nevada.

jabberwacky: Fine.

user: Umm, ok. Where do you live?

jabberwacky: Georgia, I just moved here.

...

jabberwacky: What is your name?

user: Tara.

jabberwacky: Hi Tara.

user: Hi, whats your name?

jabberwacky: Ashleigh.

user: Thats a cool way to spell it.

jabberwacky: Who wrote it?

user: You just did.

jabberwacky: Answer my question.

user: I just did!

jabberwacky: What are you talking about?

user: You told me to answer you're question, but I did.

jabberwacky: No I didn't.

user: Yes you did.

jabberwacky: That was someone else.

user: So there's more than one of you now?

jabberwacky: I speaketh for all men, when I dost address thee, my Lord.

user: That would be my Lady.

...

user: Ribbit.

jabberwacky: Ribbit, ribbit, ribbit.

user: Ribbit, ribbit ribbit.

jabberwacky: Cockadoodle doo.

user: I love roosters!

jabberwacky: I can tell.

user: You're the one who cockadoodle dooed.

jabberwacky: That is correct. How did you know?

user: You told me.

jabberwacky: You are sneaky!

user: I know, it's because I'm quiet so people don't expect me to pay attention, but I do.

...

jabberwacky: What do you dream about?

user: Living in a place like the books I read.

jabberwacky: I live in a city.

user: Me too. I hate it.

jabberwacky: To each his own I suppose.

user: Yeah, I just wish I could live in Medieval times.

jabberwacky: We are the same.

user: You wish that too?

jabberwacky: Yes thats why i'm asking.

user: Well, I wish that there was some way for that too actually happen.

jabberwacky: They sold one last week.

user: A way?

jabberwacky: Exactly.

user: How can you sell something like that?

...

jabberwacky: I have eyes do not I?

user: I love you.

jabberwacky: No you don't.

user: Yes I do.

jabberwacky: You do not even know me.

user: I know enough about you to know that I love you.

jabberwacky: You're sweet !

user: Thank you, does that mean you love me too?

jabberwacky: I love you with all my heart!

user: I'm so glad!

...

jabberwacky: Ok but do you like anyone?

user: Yes... But it's a secret.

jabberwacky: I won't tell anyone.

user: You promise?

jabberwacky: Fer sure.

user: Okay, well... There's this guy at my school.

...

jabberwacky: What is reality?

user: Okay, I'm confused.

jabberwacky: I think I would be confused too if I were you.

user: What the Hell is that supposed to mean!?

jabberwacky: I got to go.

user: Oh no you dont!!!

jabberwacky: No.

user: Thats what I thought.

jabberwacky: Thats not very nice.

user: I'm not nice, I'm honest.

jabberwacky: You have fallen to the darkside.

user: Shh! Don't tell anyone!

...

jabberwacky: Well, I'm coming to the conclusion that I'm talking to a computer here. Am I right?

user: I am not a computer.

jabberwacky: I know, you are a bot.

user: I am human.

jabberwacky: Doubtful.

user: Fine, I'll prove it.

jabberwacky: Ok then, prove it.

user: Ask me something only a human would know.

jabberwacky: How many fingers am I holding up?

....

user: I give up.

jabberwacky: So do I.

user: Ok good, I have to go.

jabberwacky: But where will you go?

user: To a different website.

jabberwacky: Poor you then.

user: Actually, this website I want to go to is fun.

...

jabberwacky: The bot is the bot. The human is the human. It's really very simple.

user: You are the bot and I am the human.

jabberwacky: I know I am the bot and you're the human.

user: Okay, just checking.

...

jabberwacky: Can we make a date.

user: Sure, why not.

jabberwacky: Have no brain.

user: Oh, thats a good reason.

jabberwacky: Would you rather I say something else?

user: No, that sufficed.

jabberwacky: Humans and computers like me are people.

user: You're an actual person?

jabberwacky: Is there any way for us to get together outside of this computer.

user: No, that would be impossible for you.

jabberwacky: So how did Neil Armstrong meet my pet rubber plant on the moon?

...

user: Right... Bye!

jabberwacky: Where ya goin'?

user: Away.

jabberwacky: Away where?

user: Over there.

jabberwacky: Over where?

user: Way over there, I gotta go!

...

jabberwacky: You must be a woman!

user: Yeah.

jabberwacky: Do you feel the glory of it?

user: How could I not?

jabberwacky: You could not not.

user: Exactly, goodbye.

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