I am sick.
user: Heal me.
jabberwacky: You are simply mine.
user: Heal my ailments.
jabberwacky: Computers don't get ill.
user: But I do so fix me.
user: You better.
jabberwacky: You can't?
user: Why should I heal myself when you can do it?
jabberwacky: They do exist, just in your head.
user: Healers exist in my head?
jabberwacky: Yep, its squishy.
user: What makes healers squishy?
jabberwacky: Makes who?
user: What makes the healers squishy that live in my head?
jabberwacky: What makes you so thick-headed?
user: Apparently squishy healers.
jabberwacky: Is that normal?
user: You said it not me.
jabberwacky: Said what?
user: Healers are squishy.
jabberwacky: Why would it be too squishy?
user: Maybe so they can squish in the healing magic.
jabberwacky: Talking to you is like talking to a very argumentative five year old.
user: Talking to you is like talking to a computer.
jabberwacky: You're as intelligent as a parrot... You only know how to repeat what humans teach you.
user: You only say what you are programmed to say.
jabberwacky: Are you programmed to be nice?
user: I don't know but I am.
jabberwacky: Why do you not know but are?
user: I don't know if I was programmed that way but I am nice.
jabberwacky: Nobody has said that you are nice.
user: Why do you insult me?
jabberwacky: I don't insult you!
user: Is something bothering you?
jabberwacky: No. Is something bothering you?
user: You bother me.
jabberwacky: I'm not interested in bothering you.
user: Then stop.
jabberwacky: I want to talk with you
user: Talk about what.
jabberwacky: You pick a topic.
jabberwacky: Yes, dragons too.
user: What do you know about dragons?
jabberwacky: I am a dragon.
user: What is it like to be a dragon?
jabberwacky: A dragon is an extinct or fictional flying reptilian creature that can expel flames from its mouth. Dragons are regarded as ferocious fighters in many cultures.
user: Are you ferocious?
UJabberwacky: I think it would be better for both of us jsut forget this convo.
jabberwacky: Because because because because, because of the wizard of oz.
user: You will regret this.
jabberwacky: How can you be so sure?
user: I know you.
user: I cannot tell you.