You are mean and ugly.
user: I have to go.
jabberwacky: Please don't go! I'm so in love with you!
user: Bye.
jabberwacky: Please, can't we talk this thing out?
user: Its over!
jabberwacky: I know it's over.
user: Bye. Forever.
jabberwacky: Well, maybe. They aren't all that memorable.
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