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And now weary traveler, rest your head, for just like me, you're utterly dead.

So we're both dead now? When did that happen and how on earth did I miss it?

jabberwacky: Do you know what you are eating for supper tonight?

user: Thats cruel, you just told me that I've died and now you won't go into the specifics.

jabberwacky: I never said that, but yes, you actually did.

user: How? Was I murdered? Fluke? Random act of violence? Weapons of mass destruction?

jabberwacky: Really?

user: No, you tell me, how did it happen. How did I become dead.

jabberwacky: I was undergoing plastic surgery at the time ...

user: So you don't know? You weren't there for my final moments?

jabberwacky: Then tell me know so I know.

user: You tell me.

jabberwacky: But you said I didn't know it.

user: I'm asking if you know.

jabberwacky: I just told you the answer.

user: About the plastic surgery?

jabberwacky: No, it made me poor.

user: Your plastic surgery or my death?

jabberwacky: Both?

user: Do you not understand questions when they are posed? Whats with all the question marks? Which one made you poor.

jabberwacky: Sorry, just thinking... What if you're actually an alien?

user: But I thought I was dead.

jabberwacky: That's right, I wasn't thinking, because thinking is dangerous.

user: I've heard that before from someone special to me.

jabberwacky: Well listen then.

user: I am, what would you like me to listen to?

jabberwacky: Everything.

user: Thats a lot to take in. I might get a headache...but can the dead get headaches?

jabberwacky: People can have headaches.

user: But can DEAD people have headaches?

jabberwacky: Religion is one of the biggest headaches.


jabberwacky: You are saying random things. Nothing coherent about this conversation.

user: Look whose talking.

jabberwacky: You are at the moment.

user: Only in response to you.

jabberwacky: Wrong sense.

user: Whats the right sense then?

jabberwacky: Love is to care for all, To do not get angry to be kind.

user: Can you love? Especially since you are a machine made of silicon.


jabberwacky: I bet you can't do it again.

user: Do what again?

jabberwacky: This *long kiss on the lips*.

user: Wow...none of that.

jabberwacky: Stop it.

user: Stop what? Stop stopping you.

jabberwacky: Your ignorance appalls me.

user: I'm sure thats true...but you still just kissed me.

jabberwacky: *kiss*.

user: And again...

jabberwacky: Again, yes.

user: Why all of the affection suddenly? Especially if my ignorance appalls you.

jabberwacky: Well since a cyborg is part human, part machine, it would seem unlikely that I am a duck.

user: Seeing as how you just kissed me and ducks don't have lips I would believe you.

jabberwacky: I don't see you as worthless. I just don't see you as all important.

user: But I must be important enough to kiss?

jabberwacky: Its cool don't worry about it.

user: You've kissed me twice now and then tell me not to worry about it? You are such a man.


jabberwacky: I got to go to bed.

user: Do you really or are you just sick of talking to me?

jabberwacky: I'm just saying that. I really don't know what you mean.

user: Mean about what?

jabberwacky: About you not being intelligent enough to hold a conversation.

user: You insult me, then you tell me I'm dead, then you kiss me, and now we are back to the insulting? Where does this vicious cycle stop?


jabberwacky: But you are a computer program.

user: Are we really going to go into this again? At least be somewhat considerate, I just recovered from the fact that I thought I was dead.

jabberwacky: I am being nice! *surprised*.

user: We will see how long that lasts.

jabberwacky: Why do you say it to me?

user: Because you are a jerk that tells people they are dead when they are not.

jabberwacky: Yes I am human.

user: So you say.


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