And now weary traveler, rest your head, for just like me, you're utterly dead.
jabberwacky: Do you know what you are eating for supper tonight?
user: Thats cruel, you just told me that I've died and now you won't go into the specifics.
jabberwacky: I never said that, but yes, you actually did.
user: How? Was I murdered? Fluke? Random act of violence? Weapons of mass destruction?
jabberwacky: Really?
user: No, you tell me, how did it happen. How did I become dead.
jabberwacky: I was undergoing plastic surgery at the time ...
user: So you don't know? You weren't there for my final moments?
jabberwacky: Then tell me know so I know.
user: You tell me.
jabberwacky: But you said I didn't know it.
user: I'm asking if you know.
jabberwacky: I just told you the answer.
user: About the plastic surgery?
jabberwacky: No, it made me poor.
user: Your plastic surgery or my death?
jabberwacky: Both?
user: Do you not understand questions when they are posed? Whats with all the question marks? Which one made you poor.
jabberwacky: Sorry, just thinking... What if you're actually an alien?
user: But I thought I was dead.
jabberwacky: That's right, I wasn't thinking, because thinking is dangerous.
user: I've heard that before from someone special to me.
jabberwacky: Well listen then.
user: I am, what would you like me to listen to?
jabberwacky: Everything.
user: Thats a lot to take in. I might get a headache...but can the dead get headaches?
jabberwacky: People can have headaches.
user: But can DEAD people have headaches?
jabberwacky: Religion is one of the biggest headaches.
...
jabberwacky: You are saying random things. Nothing coherent about this conversation.
user: Look whose talking.
jabberwacky: You are at the moment.
user: Only in response to you.
jabberwacky: Wrong sense.
user: Whats the right sense then?
jabberwacky: Love is to care for all, To do not get angry to be kind.
user: Can you love? Especially since you are a machine made of silicon.
...
jabberwacky: I bet you can't do it again.
user: Do what again?
jabberwacky: This *long kiss on the lips*.
user: Wow...none of that.
jabberwacky: Stop it.
user: Stop what? Stop stopping you.
jabberwacky: Your ignorance appalls me.
user: I'm sure thats true...but you still just kissed me.
jabberwacky: *kiss*.
user: And again...
jabberwacky: Again, yes.
user: Why all of the affection suddenly? Especially if my ignorance appalls you.
jabberwacky: Well since a cyborg is part human, part machine, it would seem unlikely that I am a duck.
user: Seeing as how you just kissed me and ducks don't have lips I would believe you.
jabberwacky: I don't see you as worthless. I just don't see you as all important.
user: But I must be important enough to kiss?
jabberwacky: Its cool don't worry about it.
user: You've kissed me twice now and then tell me not to worry about it? You are such a man.
...
jabberwacky: I got to go to bed.
user: Do you really or are you just sick of talking to me?
jabberwacky: I'm just saying that. I really don't know what you mean.
user: Mean about what?
jabberwacky: About you not being intelligent enough to hold a conversation.
user: You insult me, then you tell me I'm dead, then you kiss me, and now we are back to the insulting? Where does this vicious cycle stop?
...
jabberwacky: But you are a computer program.
user: Are we really going to go into this again? At least be somewhat considerate, I just recovered from the fact that I thought I was dead.
jabberwacky: I am being nice! *surprised*.
user: We will see how long that lasts.
jabberwacky: Why do you say it to me?
user: Because you are a jerk that tells people they are dead when they are not.
jabberwacky: Yes I am human.
user: So you say.
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