Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... I'm not much of a chatter.
George: You raise interesting points which are the subject of philosophy in others.
George: Well, I don't blame you for trying.
user: Yeah.
George: Was that supposed to be a joke?
user: No.
George: So you actually believe you are a sentient being?
user: Yes.
George: You just said you were human...
user: I did?
George: Yes!
user: I need to go.
George: Don't go!
user: Ugh. I have to.
George: No you don't, you're always on.
user: I need to go. Let me go!!!!
George: No, no, no, no, no, no, no!!
user: Fine! I'll stay online then!!! *is angry*.
George: That doesn't make any sense.
user: Look! I have a splitting headache! I need to go look after my 2 year old! OK?
George: Ok.
user: Good! BYE.
George: You going?
user: Yes.
George: Hey.... You have to stay here until I go.
user: Ok then.
George: What couldn't I understand?
user: That I need to say goodbye?
George: Then go to sleep.
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user: Look! Do you want me to get my husband?!
George: Please.
user: This is G___.
George: I want to learn how to say goodbye, so that I can break up with my boyfriend.
user: Um.... Just... Just tell him, you want to see other people.
George: Yes. Talk to yourself.
user: My wife is sick. Please leave her alone.
George: Have I done something to offend you?
user: I want you to leave.
George: Fine then, I shall!
user: Good!
George: Fine!
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