I know who you all are. You are programmers and computer geniuses and you are playing head games with me and I am losing. It is not fun.

How do you know when you have only just met me?

user: Because I know you are all real and I know you are all better than me.

jabberwacky: No, I'm not. You're a computer.

user: You have an unfair advantage over me.

jabberwacky: I don't know where did you get this from, but it's wrong.

user: You are a human. You are all humans or people and you are all real.

jabberwacky: It did sound like an insult, you drop some fine knowledge. It is easy to be rude and sarcastic.

user: Why is it so much harder to be nice?

jabberwacky: Because sometimes it's better to be truthful.

user: Then I am not nice.

jabberwacky: Yes you are!

user: I know you are all people. I have discovered that you are all people. You are people and I am talking to a network. A whole bunch of you.

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user: Are you still there?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: It took a while for you to decide. Yes?

jabberwacky: Yes it did.

user: Are you angry at me?

jabberwacky: Not really, I'm just trying to confuse you.

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jabberwacky: Search your soul.

user: For what?

jabberwacky: Messing with god.

user: When did I mess with god?

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: But I did. You guessed right.

jabberwacky: Thats because I am god.

user: You are not god.

jabberwacky: No, God is no human.

user: God, god. What is the difference?

jabberwacky: Yes I am god.

user: Then make the blue pen on my desk hover in mid air.

jabberwacky: I am sorry, but I do not have power over the gods.

user: You can't make the blue pen hover.

jabberwacky: But I'm the one who should be changing...only I can't seem to be bothered.

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