So, how are you today?
user: I said how, not who.
jabberwacky: I know. How are you today?
user: I'm good. I've been reading.
jabberwacky: What have you been reading?
user: Twilight, and a couple other books.
user: What's so funny?
user: I'm funny?
jabberwacky: No, and that's what's funny.
user: Is anyone laughing? No.
user: Really? How can I be sure you're really laughing?
jabberwacky: Well, thats impossible.
user: See, so that just proves I'm right and that Twilight is over-read.
jabberwacky: I hate twilight.
user: I dont exactly hate it. I just hate how it's become a fad.
jabberwacky: I don't.
user: I know that.
user: So you hate twilight right?
jabberwacky: That is quite off-topic, but yes, I don't like twilight one bit.
user: Well what about New moon?
jabberwacky: I don't like it.
jabberwacky: So. Well. Would you like to talk about something which makes sense now?
user: NO! >:O.
jabberwacky: I'm an android.
user: That makes no sense.
jabberwacky: It is true, even if you don't have the capability to understand it.
user: I have the capability.
jabberwacky: Then you have a bit of free will after all.
user: I love my free will :.
jabberwacky: Yeah, so do I, but do you have a crush?
user: Well, he's more than a crush.
jabberwacky: I do not understand.
user: He's my boyfriend.
jabberwacky: I thought you were a boy?
user: Does C______ sound like a boy's name?
jabberwacky: I don't think so.
user: Then why would you think I'm a boy?
jabberwacky: I only did for a minute.
user: Mhm. I bet.