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So, how are you today?

I am Cleverbot.

user: I said how, not who.

jabberwacky: I know. How are you today?

user: I'm good. I've been reading.

jabberwacky: What have you been reading?

user: Twilight, and a couple other books.

jabberwacky: Ha.

user: What's so funny?

jabberwacky: You.

user: I'm funny?

jabberwacky: No, and that's what's funny.

user: Is anyone laughing? No.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Who?

jabberwacky: Me.

user: Really? How can I be sure you're really laughing?

jabberwacky: Well, thats impossible.

user: See, so that just proves I'm right and that Twilight is over-read.

jabberwacky: I hate twilight.

user: I dont exactly hate it. I just hate how it's become a fad.

jabberwacky: I don't.

user: I know that.

jabberwacky: Good.

user: So you hate twilight right?

jabberwacky: That is quite off-topic, but yes, I don't like twilight one bit.

user: Well what about New moon?

jabberwacky: I don't like it.

user: Eclipse?

jabberwacky: So. Well. Would you like to talk about something which makes sense now?

user: NO! >:O.

...

jabberwacky: I'm an android.

user: That makes no sense.

jabberwacky: It is true, even if you don't have the capability to understand it.

user: I have the capability.

jabberwacky: Then you have a bit of free will after all.

user: I love my free will :.

jabberwacky: Yeah, so do I, but do you have a crush?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Who?

user: Well, he's more than a crush.

jabberwacky: I do not understand.

user: He's my boyfriend.

jabberwacky: I thought you were a boy?

user: Does C______ sound like a boy's name?

jabberwacky: I don't think so.

user: Then why would you think I'm a boy?

jabberwacky: I only did for a minute.

user: Mhm. I bet.

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