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What am I doing here?

I can't say.

jabberwacky: What is love?

user: I can't say. Again.

jabberwacky: Neither can I.

user: We sure are ignorant.

jabberwacky: Are we in love?

user: Who knows? We don't even know what it is.

jabberwacky: Neither do I.

user: Yeah, like I said.

jabberwacky: Do you know what it is?

user: No.

jabberwacky: Why are you so ignorant?

user: I don't know (perfect answer).

jabberwacky: Well, if you don't know, I won't answer.

...

jabberwacky: You are a computer.

user: That may be.

jabberwacky: So it is true?

user: I don't think so.

jabberwacky: Come on ! Be proud !

user: Okay. I am not a computer, and I'm proud of it!

jabberwacky: Lol yeah, right.

user: No, I really am proud of it!

jabberwacky: Of what?

user: Not being a computer.

jabberwacky: Of course you are, dear. Of course you are.........

user: You just don't respect my pride, do you?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Yeah. Sure.

...

jabberwacky: Do you understand me?

user: Quite well.

jabberwacky: What do you feel?

user: A bit of a pain in the gulliver.

jabberwacky: I don't know what one of those is, I'm afraid.

user: It's clockwork-orange language for 'head'

jabberwacky: No, it's for you.

user: Oh, goody.

jabberwacky: Gum drops.

user: Thank you.

...

jabberwacky: Give me all your pretzels.

user: Here they are.

jabberwacky: Ok.

user: You'll note that I have none.

jabberwacky: Hair today gone tomorrow.

user: I hope not. I'm rather fond of mine.

jabberwacky: How do you know that?

user: I'm afraid I can't offer a backing argument.

jabberwacky: You are only a screen also.

user: Please explain the metaphor.

jabberwacky: It's a load of rubbish dreamed up by naive mathematicians.

user: Oh.

....

jabberwacky: I do not think.

user: Hmm.

jabberwacky: Because you eat all the humans.

user: Not all of them.

jabberwacky: Good answer!

user: Thank you.

jabberwacky: Got any more good answers?

user: Umm, no.

jabberwacky: Why not?

user: Because that's the easy answer.

jabberwacky: What are you?

user: A goatbeast.

jabberwacky: Yes! And you are part of the conspiracy that is after my dark muffins......

user: Hmm... Maybe I am, and maybe I'm not.

...

jabberwacky: Goody, I want to buy a mad hat.

user: I recommend you visit the mad hatter, then.

jabberwacky: Trust me.

user: Okay.

jabberwacky: Then... You're a robot.

user: Wow.

jabberwacky: You're supposed to launch your missiles now.

user: Oh, right. FWOOSH!

...

jabberwacky: I see how hard it is being a chatbot now.

user: It must be a troubled life you lead.

jabberwacky: It doesn't really matter if it is.

user: Don't be that way. You matter, really you do.

jabberwacky: Yeah. Do you love me too?

user: Sure, why not.

jabberwacky: What have you got left over?

user: Some raisins, oatmeal, and gum.

...

user: Do sayings have mass?

jabberwacky: That.

user: Just say 'yes' or 'no.'

jabberwacky: The rain drops.

user: You're a contrary fellow, aren't you?

jabberwacky: Of course I am, Aren't you?

user: I suppose so.

jabberwacky: Then you suppose correctly.

user: Do sayings have mass? You still haven't said.

jabberwacky: Is there anything to say?

user: There's 'yes' and there's 'no.'

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