Do you like Harry Potter?

Yes, do you?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: I am a wizard.

jabberwacky: Are you Harry Potter?

user: No.

jabberwacky: Do you know Harry Potter?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Do you know him personally?

user: Yes. We are BFFs.

jabberwacky: Really? What is his name then?

user: Harry James Potter.

jabberwacky: Harry Potter is evil.

user: No, unless you support You-Know-Who?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Gah! Expelliarmus!

jabberwacky: Drops wand.

user: Avada Kevadra!

jabberwacky: Expelliarmus!!! *said at the exact same time*.

user: *dodges*.

jabberwacky: AVADA KEDAVRA *Hits and kills*.

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