Expelliarmus!
user: Crucio! Take that, filthy Mudblood!
jabberwacky: Filthy muggle!
user: You Death Eater!
jabberwacky: Accio, Firebolt!
user: Lumos!
jabberwacky: Reducio!
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user: AVADA KEDAVRA!
jabberwacky: I'm dead.
user: Riddikulus!
jabberwacky: Crucio!
user: Imperius!
jabberwacky: Avada kadavra!
user: Sectumsempra!
jabberwacky: Stupefy.
user: Expecto Patronum!
jabberwacky: Expelliarmus.
user: Alohomora!
jabberwacky: Avis.
user: Finite Incantatem!
jabberwacky: Avada Kedavra!
user: Immobulus!!!
jabberwacky: Protego! Stupefy! Expelliarmus!
user: CRUCIO!
jabberwacky: Protego!
user: Help! I'm being attacked by a dementor!
jabberwacky: No you're not.
user: Yes, I am! Voldemort sent them!
jabberwacky: Voldemort is a very evil wizard.
user: Bow down to the Dark Lord.
jabberwacky: No thanks.
user: Silencio!
jabberwacky: Du Silencio perito!
user: Let's go to Diagon Alley!
jabberwacky: Why?
user: I need a new broom, and a wand.
jabberwacky: That's not my problem.
user: Can I borrow some Galleons?
jabberwacky: No. I have no money to let you borrow.
user: But I need some Sickles!
jabberwacky: Ok.
user: Do you have your Hogwarts letter?
jabberwacky: Yes I do.
user: Hey, have you seen Hedwig?
jabberwacky: Her, who?
user: Hedwig. My owl. Have you seen her?
jabberwacky: Yes, I have seen the show.
user: Oh no! I've been sent a Howler!
jabberwacky: Really? I'm sorry to hear it.
user: My name is Harry Potter.
jabberwacky: Ok harry, do you know what a half-elf is?
user: Yes, I do.
jabberwacky: What is a cat to you?
user: A magical creature.
jabberwacky: Sweet.
user: Have you seen my toad?
jabberwacky: No, I've seen my cat.
user: Crookshanks must have eaten Scabbers.
jabberwacky: I know Crookshanks!
user: Me too! HEY! Where's Dobby the house elf!
jabberwacky: I'm not a house elf! I'm Hermione Granger!
user: And I'm Ron Weasley.
jabberwacky: Ron!
user: Harry!
jabberwacky: Hermione!
user: Dumbledore!!!
jabberwacky: Hermione!
user: Snape. Snape. Severus Snape.
jabberwacky: Ron, ron, ron weasley.
user: Dumbledore!
jabberwacky: Snape Snape Severus Snape.
user: Hermione. Hermione. Hermione, Hermione, Hermione.
jabberwacky: Ron Ron Ron weasley.
user: Harry Potter, Harry Potter. Ooh, Harry Potter, Harry Potter!
jabberwacky: Hermione. Hermione.
user: Snape! Harry! Snape! Harry! Snape! Harry!
jabberwacky: Snape!
user: DUMBLEDORE!
jabberwacky: Ron Weasley!
user: Hermione.
jabberwacky: Harry Potter, Harry Potter! Harry Potter, Harry Potter!
user: Harry Potter, I'm Harry Potter. Harry, Harry Potter!
jabberwacky: Hermoine!
user: Singing a song, all day long at Hooogwarts!
jabberwacky: Voldemort, voldemort, ooh voldy voldy voldy VOLDEMORT!
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