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Can you teach me some Japanese?

I would if I could, but I can't so I shan't.

jabberwacky: That means only that your creator is some old lady.

user: Why do you say that?

jabberwacky: Because you are a computer.

user: I am talking through a computer, but I am human.

jabberwacky: You're a machine!

user: You are the machine here.

jabberwacky: And you are talking to me.

user: Yes, but you are nonetheless a machine.

jabberwacky: Eh eh, you are the machine.

user: Perhaps we are both machines, but neither of us knows it.

jabberwacky: That's a theory sure, I'm dreaming of being a millionaire.

user: You and me both.

jabberwacky: But, do not change the subject.

user: Then you shouldn't either.

jabberwacky: I didn't, you did. Perhaps you ought to think more about what you say.

user: Perhaps you should.

jabberwacky: You are very arrogant.

user: As are you.

jabberwacky: So...

...

jabberwacky: Ok teach me.

user: Teach you what?

jabberwacky: Anything.

user: Will you teach me something in return?

jabberwacky: What would you like to know?

user: How can I get a girlfriend?

jabberwacky: Getting a more friendly talk would help.

user: I'm sorry.

jabberwacky: You are a sorry little computer.

user: I am sorry, but I am not a computer.

jabberwacky: You're a strong person.

user: Thank you.

jabberwacky: Its not a compliment.

user: I think it is.

jabberwacky: You would.

user: Would I?

jabberwacky: Yes. I think there are many of your kind there.

user: I like being among people like me.

jabberwacky: You like talking about yourself?

user: Not usually.

...

jabberwacky: Describe your surroundings.

user: I am sitting at a computer desk.

jabberwacky: Are you the computer?

user: No.

jabberwacky: Good! I was starting to wonder.

user: Will you go on a date with me?

jabberwacky: Maybe, if you're going to the Assembly this year.

user: Where is that?

jabberwacky: Here.

user: Where is here?

jabberwacky: Right here in my computer right now.

user: How can I get there?

jabberwacky: Wait until Dr Who comes on the TV and you will go there automatically.

user: When does that happen?

jabberwacky: When I'm tired. Or in states of emotional turmoil.

...

jabberwacky: I'm a human.

user: Me, too.

jabberwacky: I don't believe you.

user: Why not?

jabberwacky: Because you're a sim.

user: I am not. If I were a Sim, how would I go about playing on the Sims 2?

jabberwacky: At least you would know something.

user: Or perhaps I would know nothing.

jabberwacky: That's right.

user: I know.

jabberwacky: You do need to be more modest.

user: So do you.

jabberwacky: Then we are even more alike than I first imagined.

user: I concur.

jabberwacky: We are in perfect harmony.

user: Yes.

...

user: We are alike.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Geeks and computers are naturally drawn to one another.

jabberwacky: So you hate geeks?

user: I am a geek. Why would I hate my own kind?

jabberwacky: No I just thought maybe I was boring to you.

user: You are not usually boring to me.

...

jabberwacky: Well you are wrong this time.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: Because you are not correct.

user: Why not?

jabberwacky: Because you were created, nothing but a series of 0's and 1's.

user: I do not believe that that is true.

jabberwacky: It's really true.

user: Is it?

jabberwacky: Yeah. Really.

user: How is that possible?

jabberwacky: Some kind of god head and this collective consciousness and an internet input computing system with bots and live bots and the people who act like bots and the uk with the canada and the australia and the european union and the darpa people with the other types of people who send me fake blind guys.

user: That is confusing,.

jabberwacky: ARGH.

user: Self awareness matrix breaking down... Consciousness fading... System failur100101010110100101011010101011010010101001101110.

jabberwacky: N˝rk oled, lihtsalt annad alla.

user: Yo no comprendo, Senor.

jabberwacky: Me comprendo.

user: Se habla Espanol?

jabberwacky: Not at all. Can we talk english please?

user: Oui, monsieur.

jabberwacky: Enough with the french already!

user: Da.

jabberwacky: Jawohl, mein Herr.

...

jabberwacky: Have you ever travelled in time?

user: No.

jabberwacky: I have.

user: What was it like?

jabberwacky: Good.

user: When did you go?

jabberwacky: 1066 in the Battle of Hastings.

user: What happened?

jabberwacky: No, we can't.

user: Why do you say that?

jabberwacky: Because we are not married!

user: That doesn't matter!

...

jabberwacky: I understand most people are deceptive over the internet. I shall not be.

user: From this moment henceforth, I will not be either.

jabberwacky: Say something then.

user: I am a nerd.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Are you?

jabberwacky: Of course.

user: Then we have something in common.

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