Have you ever travelled in time?
jabberwacky: I have.
user: What was it like?
jabberwacky: Good.
user: When did you go?
jabberwacky: 1066 in the Battle of Hastings.
user: What happened?
jabberwacky: No, we can't.
user: Why do you say that?
jabberwacky: Because we are not married!
user: That doesn't matter!
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jabberwacky: I understand most people are deceptive over the internet. I shall not be.
user: From this moment henceforth, I will not be either.
jabberwacky: Say something then.
user: I am a nerd.
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Are you?
jabberwacky: Of course.
user: Then we have something in common.
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