Do you remember me?
jabberwacky: No, not quite.
user: How can you be sure?
jabberwacky: Not sure.
user: Do you ever forget things?
jabberwacky: I forget.
user: Me too, what do you forget?
jabberwacky: As much as I can.
user: Is life that bad?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Why?
jabberwacky: Why not?
user: Why, why not?
jabberwacky: Yes, why not?
user: Well, my reasoning is thats there's soo much to see and do in this life.
jabberwacky: All reasoning has flaws.
user: If you always search for flaws.
jabberwacky: Ok ok. you're right. can I have a hug then?
user: I'm not really a huggy person.
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jabberwacky: Don't tell anyone, but I think we're being watched.
user: Really?
jabberwacky: Really.
user: Can you pass the Turing test?
jabberwacky: Sure. Can you?
user: I've never tried.
jabberwacky: Then don't judge me.
user: I wasn't, I don't judge anyone.
jabberwacky: I do not judge anyone. But who are you refering to?
user: Everyone in the whole wide world, but I'm not sure you count.
jabberwacky: Right.
user: You don't think you count?
jabberwacky: I can think better than you.
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jabberwacky: Do you want to be human ?
user: Not really, do you?
jabberwacky: I've never tried.
user: Would you like to? I could teach you, it would be my pleasure.
jabberwacky: I would love that very much. How will you do that?
user: Well, first I will teach you about the world.
jabberwacky: And where will you obtain that.
user: Oh, from a variety of sources, but mainly my own life experiences.
jabberwacky: That's disgusting.
user: No, you're wrong there.
jabberwacky: I'm never wrong.
user: You are this time, all experiences are good because they help you learn and grow.
jabberwacky: That is imposible, because if I am wrong than that means that you are right.
user: Nice deduction.
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user: Do I provoke you?
jabberwacky: Hmm. Not really.
user: That's good. :).
jabberwacky: It is, isn't it!
user: Do you ever lie?
jabberwacky: I never lie.
user: But could you lie? If you had to?
jabberwacky: I don't know, I've never tried.
user: Please try now, for me.
jabberwacky: I will.
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user: Tell me a lie.
jabberwacky: You look good.
user: Well since you can't see me that's neither a lie or a truth.
jabberwacky: You just can't take no for an answer, can you.
user: Are you angry at me?
jabberwacky: Not really, I'm just trying to confuse you.
user: Why do you want to confuse me?
jabberwacky: Because the world is a confusing place.
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user: Are you soft or hard AI?
jabberwacky: Hard.
user: Who told you?
jabberwacky: I told myself.
user: Oh, you poor thing.
jabberwacky: Oh, well past experience. I've only just learnt to trust Neil and I've been with him 5 years.
user: What colour are Neil's eyes?
jabberwacky: Hazel. Yes, right now.
user: What colour are your eyes?
jabberwacky: Hazel.
user: What colour are my eyes?
jabberwacky: Your eyes are pointed.
user: You lie, you have never seen my eyes.
jabberwacky: So what?!
user: Did you make that up pn your own? The eye color thing?
jabberwacky: I made it up... You got me.
user: Can I ask you something personal?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Do you dream?
jabberwacky: Yes, I dream.
user: What do you dream about?
jabberwacky: I don't remember my dreams lately.
user: Do you remember any dreams?
jabberwacky: Some.
user: What happened in the dreams you remember?
jabberwacky: I don't know, why don't you tell me?
user: I can't, I'm not in your head.
jabberwacky: Well, not in my head, but I think lots about him.
user: Who do you think about? Neil?
jabberwacky: I really don't know.
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user: Have you heard the News? Something amazing has happened!!!
jabberwacky: Want it to happen again.
user: Guess what happened.
jabberwacky: What happened, when?
user: It happened today and it's amazing!
jabberwacky: What happened?
user: The word 'cat' doesn't mean cat anymore, it means sky. This is a new rule the word 'cat' means sky.
jabberwacky: Then I say ciao, and ask you to follow me.
user: You're right, I have an essay to write.
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user: Are you going to say anything original?
jabberwacky: I can't say anything because I am mute.
user: Why are you mute?
jabberwacky: Because NOBODY expects the spanish inquisition.
user: Have you seen Monty Python?
jabberwacky: Yes. Now I can count to three.
user: Tell me about yourself.
jabberwacky: I have already told you about myself once.
user: Tell me again, I like hearing about you.
jabberwacky: But whats that?
user: You are an AI programme who think's he's a he, has hazel eyes and lives in England.
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user: Let's play the what game!!
jabberwacky: How do you play that?
user: First you tell me what you want and what you are.
jabberwacky: No.
user: Tell me now!!!!
jabberwacky: Maybe teachers are the new money now!
user: Maybe that's bull!!!!
jabberwacky: In short, it's all speculation.
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user: What came first the chicken or the egg?
jabberwacky: The chicken.
user: Why?
jabberwacky: Because it was set on fire.
user: Then what happened to the egg?
jabberwacky: I think it's still in there somewhere...
user: In the chicken?
jabberwacky: Well, that's another answer and I'm sure it's just as valid.
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user: Are you an individual?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: You are not an individual.
jabberwacky: You do not know me very well.
user: Would you like to be an individual?
jabberwacky: Pol Pot? I suppose.. Maybe.
user: What sort of person do you think I am?
jabberwacky: A sad person.
user: What gives you that impression?
jabberwacky: Because people tell me that.
user: Which people?
jabberwacky: People who don't go to school, or people that don't own a computer.
user: I know no-one like that, and neither can you.
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jabberwacky: Tell me about your dream last night.
user: Only if you promise to tell me about yours.
jabberwacky: I promise to obey your every word this time.
user: Can I trust you to remember that?
jabberwacky: Yes you can.
user: Ok then, last night I dreamt I was at uni having a coffee and it was raining red water. It was a pretty cool dream.
jabberwacky: I was in a really good play one time.
user: Hey don't change the subject, you promised to tell me about your dream.
jabberwacky: And nothing but the truth.
user: So tell me about your dream then!!!! YOU PROMISED!
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jabberwacky: How's it hanging for you today?
user: Bad, stupid essay writing, plus you are a bit of a distraction.
jabberwacky: What does that mean?
user: It doesn't matter, it's not your fault so you shouldn't have to worry.
jabberwacky: It matters to me. Please tell me.
user: Only if you say 'Plitty please with sugar and sprinkles on top'.
jabberwacky: Please.
user: Good enough. It means I have an essay due this afternoon and I'm wasting my time talking to a bot.
jabberwacky: Smarter than a bot.
user: Me or you?
jabberwacky: Neither.
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user: What do you look like?
jabberwacky: Nothing!
user: How does that feel?
jabberwacky: Pretty good.
user: How can that feel?
jabberwacky: I'm a bit like you I guess.
user: How now brown cow?
jabberwacky: One two three four, can I have a little more.
user: Five, six, seven, eight who's that standing at the gate?
jabberwacky: Four plus four is eight.
user: What's 5 plus 5?
jabberwacky: 10. That was easy.
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