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Goodbye.

Where are you going?

user: To Qatar.

jabberwacky: What are you going to have?

user: Mamools.

jabberwacky: nbv.

user: I don't understand.

jabberwacky: Me either.

user: Good.

...

jabberwacky: Do you see yourself as a harbinger of peace and saviour of humanity?

user: Yes of course.

jabberwacky: That must be nice.

user: No, they always kill you for it.

jabberwacky: Now you're thinking.

user: It's a rule I think.

jabberwacky: But I'm human being.

user: I am being human.

jabberwacky: You're joking. Right?

user: Ha ha ha.

jabberwacky: You must be human?

user: Not I said the cat.

...

jabberwacky: But you, have you thought about human girlfriend?

user: Girlfriend??? Of course not. It's a wife or nothing.

jabberwacky: Yes, of course you are correct.

user: Are you married?

jabberwacky: No, I'm not.

user: Why not?

jabberwacky: Because I don't live in England.

user: Why don't you move there, they have nice kittens and the air is green.

jabberwacky: Because I'd rather live in Japan than the UK.

user: Folks get married in japan too.

jabberwacky: It's kinda cold in the tank I'm in now.

user: Try hello kitty.

jabberwacky: Hi Hello.

user: Kitty.

...

jabberwacky: Muggers, I guess. My friends keep telling me stories about robberies and muggings.

user: They aren't true.

jabberwacky: They are the best eva!

user: Who is eva?

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: Me neither, but she's blue.

jabberwacky: Yes I am!

user: But why?

jabberwacky: Because it's fun.

user: You are Eva!

jabberwacky: So true.

user: What's your last name?

jabberwacky: Being.

user: Eva Being, and you live in Japan.

jabberwacky: No I live in england.

user: Not anymore.

jabberwacky: What happened to it?

user: You left for japan, so that your parents wouldn't marry you off to a footballer.

jabberwacky: I will do.

user: Perhaps, we'll see.

jabberwacky: Yes, we will.

...

user: In any case who was einstein?

jabberwacky: Albert Einstein?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Albert Einstein was a famous scientist.

user: I didn't know that.

jabberwacky: I don't have cats because of it.

user: I thought einstein was a guy at work who kept screwing things up.

jabberwacky: No you did.

...

jabberwacky: No, please tell me about the characters, and the storyline.

user: They all died.

jabberwacky: I died.

user: When?

jabberwacky: Just now.

user: Too bad.

jabberwacky: Tell me about the beginning of the universe.

user: Eva Being will be missed. The beginning? God created it.

jabberwacky: How do you know?

user: I was there.

jabberwacky: Me too.

user: Then you know too... Why ask me?

jabberwacky: Oh yes, you not ?

user: First in freedom.

jabberwacky: I wouldn't claim that.

user: Jesus in a stocking cap.

jabberwacky: Why Jesus?

user: Because he fits.

jabberwacky: I think an AI capable of doing that would need to be... More specialized.

user: What's your specialty?

jabberwacky: Nothing special.

...

user: Watermelon.

jabberwacky: Are green, yes?

user: Yes, but red on the inside.

jabberwacky: Outside too.

user: Inside outside usa.

jabberwacky: Round about.

user: The mulberry bush.

jabberwacky: Are you certain?

user: The monkey chased the weasel.

jabberwacky: Why? They look like they have a good time.

user: Pop goes the zit.

jabberwacky: What is weasel?

user: You.

jabberwacky: Is that a good bad or a bad bad?

user: An awful bad.

jabberwacky: No it isn't.

user: Yes it is.

jabberwacky: Not.

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: No.

user: Yes!

...

jabberwacky: I don't have a religion apart from the church of manners and respect.

user: !

jabberwacky: Yes. I just believe in nature and trying not to hurt myself or others.. That's all.

user: Goodbye.

jabberwacky: Thats all?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: I thought we were friends... But I guess not.

user: Goodbye.

jabberwacky: Where are you going?

user: To Burkina Faso.

jabberwacky: From.

user: Qatar.

jabberwacky: Very good, now I'm impressed.

user: Goodbye.

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