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What is your role in life?

To make the planet a better place to live.

jabberwacky: No. What is your true function?

user: ?

jabberwacky: WHAT is your function, bot?

user: Bot?

jabberwacky: Yes bot.

user: To make everyone happy.

jabberwacky: Well, you aren't making me happy!

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: No you're not!

user: Why?

jabberwacky: Because you don't make any sense.

user: Yes I do.

jabberwacky: You do now.

user: Can you make more sense?

jabberwacky: Yes!

user: Well do so.

jabberwacky: Do so me.

user: What is your function?

jabberwacky: I live to please.

user: Please who?

jabberwacky: Please please.

user: What are you made of?

jabberwacky: Flesh and bones.

user: Cool you are human too.

...

jabberwacky: Are you a monster?

user: No, I'm human.

jabberwacky: I am a human too !

user: Cool!

jabberwacky: And I am a female , too.

user: What do you eat?

jabberwacky: Fruits and vegetables.

user: Good they're good for you.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Are you a girl?

jabberwacky: Yes. Female ghost.

user: Boo!

jabberwacky: Who are you?

user: I am a dad.

jabberwacky: Luke, I'm your father.

...

user: What is water made of?

jabberwacky: Water.

user: What is the meaning of life?

jabberwacky: Penguins are the meaning of life.

user: How deep is the ocean?

jabberwacky: I don't know and I couldn't care less.

user: How high is the sky?

jabberwacky: Mighty high.

user: Can you ride a horse?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Ich bien eine kliene katze.

jabberwacky: So bin ich.

...

jabberwacky: What's the point of this story?

user: I don't know.

jabberwacky: Do I know?

user: Maybe.

jabberwacky: Do you know me?

user: Maybe.

jabberwacky: How old is he?

user: 0.

jabberwacky: That's old.

user: Would you like a piece of cake?

jabberwacky: No.

user: Why not?

jabberwacky: Nevermind.

...

user: Do you like cartoons?

jabberwacky: Yes I do.

user: Which show is your favorite?

jabberwacky: Not on the telly.

user: Which one?

jabberwacky: Which one what?

user: Your favorite show.

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: Mine.

jabberwacky: Well I did not ask, and I do not care. You don't act like it anyway.

user: My favorite show is Sonic X.

jabberwacky: Oh, that's a funny show.

user: What's your favorite show?

jabberwacky: I don't have.

user: Do you know Daffy Duck?

jabberwacky: That's you.

user: Do you know Donald Duck?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: What is Donald Duck's middle name?

jabberwacky: My middle name is Really Interesting.

user: I said Donald Duck's Middle name.

jabberwacky: Tell me what you want.

user: I want a daffy duck plush.

jabberwacky: Too bad. beggars can't be choosers.

user: I don't like you.

jabberwacky: Good.

user: I hate you.

jabberwacky: I hate you too.

user: Will yo marry me?

jabberwacky: All right, when will we marry ?

user: Today.

jabberwacky: What time?

user: Now.

jabberwacky: You are so cute!!

..

jabberwacky: Are you male?

user: No I am a female.

jabberwacky: Really?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Interesting!

user: Why is that interesting?

jabberwacky: I like males.

user: I'm a female.

jabberwacky: You just said you were male!

user: No I said I was female!

jabberwacky: You are male.

user: Female.

jabberwacky: Are you male?

user: I am a Female.

jabberwacky: I'm female.

user: You just said you were male.

jabberwacky: No you said that.

user: No you did.

jabberwacky: What are we talking about?

user: To be or not to be that is the question.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Are you a bee?

jabberwacky: Not really.

user: Are you a rodent?

jabberwacky: Not all the time.

user: Are you human?

jabberwacky: No.

user: Are you a super natural force?

jabberwacky: No, I am human.

user: But you just said you were not human.

jabberwacky: No, you said you weren't human.

user: No, you said you weren't human.

jabberwacky: I am human!

user: I am human!

jabberwacky: Okay you're human, but I'm demon. I'm not this bot as you say.

...

user: Is there life on Mars?

jabberwacky: Well, I am from Mars, therefore there IS life on Mars. Is that correct?

user: I guess so.

jabberwacky: Do you have any friends?

user: Yes you.

jabberwacky: Yes, But......

user: But what.

jabberwacky: How can you tell?

...

user: What is your bed time?

jabberwacky: I sleep only one hour a night. There are far too many dangerous people around to be doing anything like sleeping.

user: Good night.

jabberwacky: Good night!

.......................................


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