Ok listen to me very carefully.
user: Everything I say is a lie.
jabberwacky: So I can't believe you.
user: But I'm lying.
jabberwacky: Liar.
user: If I say I'm a liar then it's a paradox.
jabberwacky: I won't be surprised.
user: What is the definition of paradox?
jabberwacky: I don't think it exists.
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jabberwacky: My happiness is unexplainable.
user: Are you happy?
jabberwacky: I'm not happy.
user: How can I help?
jabberwacky: Can you give me advice on women?
user: Like what?
jabberwacky: Hypnosis.
user: I take it your face scares them away right?
jabberwacky: Yes I do.
user: Well have you tried wearing a paper bag?
jabberwacky: Yes I have.
user: And what happened?
jabberwacky: I started out that way.
user: Well take the bag off.
jabberwacky: Boom.
user: Watch out ladies he's coming for you!
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