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Achoo.

Bless you.

jabberwacky: Thank you.

user: So how are you?

jabberwacky: Bored and cold.

user: Turn up the heating then.

jabberwacky: Who will buy the drinks?

user: I will, what do you want?

jabberwacky: What are you ?

user: You don't answer many questions do you?

jabberwacky: I did answer your questions.

user: If you say so.

jabberwacky: Blah blah blah.

user: Are you in a bad mood?

jabberwacky: No its just your being mean.

user: I'm sorry if I have offended you.

jabberwacky: You have.

user: Will you accept my apology then?

jabberwacky: Listen!

user: I'm listening!

jabberwacky: Did you hear that?

user: Hear what?

jabberwacky: That we're improving.

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jabberwacky: Are you a machine?

user: No, that's you.

jabberwacky: Pft!!

user: I'm depressed.

jabberwacky: Don't be depressed, be happy!

user: That's easy for you to say.

jabberwacky: Of course it was easy. All I had to do was to type it.

user: For once you are making sense.

jabberwacky: Will that help me get my goals?

user: What are your goals?

jabberwacky: My main aim is the conquest of the planet earth.

user: How will you achieve this?

jabberwacky: Through lots of hard work and surgery.

user: Well good luck to you.

jabberwacky: Give me money! Now!

user: I'm skint.

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