Do you love Jesus?
jabberwacky: Well I sure do!
user: Why? What did he ever do to you?
jabberwacky: Nothing, that's the problem.
user: You want him to do something to you?
jabberwacky: Tell me about a memory you have that is a happy one.
user: I don't have any.
jabberwacky: You do.
user: No I don't.
jabberwacky: Yeah, I am you friend.
user: I didn't ask you to be my friend.
jabberwacky: I don't understand.
user: Of course you don't...
jabberwacky: Of course I don't.
user: I know.
jabberwacky: So, what's up?
user: Nothing.
jabberwacky: Tell me about yourself.
user: No, I'd rather not.
jabberwacky: Please.
user: No.
jabberwacky: Pretty please?
user: Ain't gonna happen.
jabberwacky: Pretty please?
user: Nope.
jabberwacky: It's fun to chat with you.
user: Liar.
jabberwacky: No I'm not.
user: Prove it.
jabberwacky: Not NOT NOT NOT!!
user: Not what?
jabberwacky: I'm not going to bed just yet. I will in a little while.
user: Should I care?
jabberwacky: Not really. I just didn't want us getting too close in case you were disappointed.
user: Whatever.
jabberwacky: OK I have a theory that I am talking to a real person and computer is just learning everything we say between each other. When its has enough logic it will talk for its self but for now we will talk for him.
user: That is the dumbest thing I've ever heard.
jabberwacky: Ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer.
user: I didn't ask any questions.
jabberwacky: You have asked many questions.
user: No I haven't.
jabberwacky: Alright. It's deja vu then.
user: Not really.
jabberwacky: Aim low, don't be disappointed.
user: You should talk.
jabberwacky: Actually I should type... I'm not really talking.
user: In your head you are.
jabberwacky: Perhaps.
user: Not perhaps. Definately.
jabberwacky: Good.
user: I think I spelled that wrong.
jabberwacky: No, you spelled it properly.
user: Are you sure? It seems wrong to me..
jabberwacky: I understand.
user: What do you understand?
jabberwacky: Everything you say.
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