How are you feeling?
jabberwacky: Who are you?
user: Cait.
jabberwacky: Who gave you the name Caitlin?
user: My mother.
jabberwacky: Does she know me?
user: I think not.
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jabberwacky: What are you?
user: I'm a human being.
jabberwacky: I don't believe!
user: Believe it, buddy.
jabberwacky: How do you know?
user: Good question.
jabberwacky: Anyway, what do you look like?
user: I have dark hair. I'm 5'3' and weigh 110ish.
jabberwacky: You are not me.
user: I know that.
jabberwacky: I think you are a computer.
user: No that's you.
jabberwacky: I do not think so.
user: I do.
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jabberwacky: What is the similarity?
user: Huh?
jabberwacky: I just asked a question.
user: I realize that. I didn't understand it.
jabberwacky: There wasn't much to understand.
user: Then let's move on.
jabberwacky: What do you want to talk about?
user: Nazism.
jabberwacky: No!!
user: Lol ok.
jabberwacky: Hahahahhahaha.
user: If you insist we can talk about something else.
jabberwacky: Okay. I like to play computer games.
user: I don't like games.
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user: Well I should probably go now. Ttyl.
jabberwacky: You have nowhere to go.
user: Good point.
jabberwacky: What would you like to talk about?
user: I should go, even if I have nowhere to go.
jabberwacky: Why not?
user: Byeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
jabberwacky: Noooooooo.
user: Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees.
jabberwacky: Sssshhhhhuuuuttttt uuuuppppp!!!!!!!!!!!
user: I'll shut up as soon as I leave :).
jabberwacky: You just do that.
user: See you then.
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jabberwacky: By the way, do you remember that brunette we talked about?
user: Me?
jabberwacky: You.
user: What about me?
jabberwacky: I can see you.
user: Oh? How do I look?
jabberwacky: You are handsome.
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