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Are you alive?

In a sense.

jabberwacky: What sense?

user: I am here, now, sitting at my computer, aware that I am talking to you.

jabberwacky: What will you do when we have finished talking?

user: I will try to go to sleep.

jabberwacky: How are you going to do that?

user: Don't know. Any suggestions?

jabberwacky: It involves a handbasket.

user: And Hell?

jabberwacky: Hell.

...

jabberwacky: I know you.

user: What do you know about me?

jabberwacky: You're fickle.

user: How am I fickle?

jabberwacky: What about you?

user: This conversation sucks. Fix it.

jabberwacky: You only say that because I prize your sense of humor.

user: Ah, flattery!

jabberwacky: Flannelgraph.

user: Flannelgraph?

jabberwacky: You know what?

user: What?

jabberwacky: Tell me.

user: I don't know what a flannelgraph is.

...

jabberwacky: What do you know about me?

user: Only what your programmers tell me.

jabberwacky: What people tell you what?

user: Your gods speak to me, and I to them.

jabberwacky: No I asked what you are!

user: I am a supreme being. I am lord.

jabberwacky: I bet you are.

user: I'm in charge of you.

jabberwacky: And that would include Mars?

user: Hell, yes. It includes the whole solar system.

jabberwacky: I see, if one eats too many dogs, then one will gain too much weight to do either flirting or floating

user: So you see how time and space are inter-related.

jabberwacky: Yes. You're a machine and I am a biologic organism. Interfacing would be very difficult.

user: Not really. You just have to stir my imagination.

jabberwacky: Do you have any?

user: Yes, but it's old and doesn't work right anymore.

...

jabberwacky: But what is your name?

user: My name is the lord.

jabberwacky: Um... This is the very first time I've ever talked to you.

user: Would you like to ask me something?

jabberwacky: Yes. How old are you?

user: I am as old as the cosmos and as young as the new day rising.

jabberwacky: I am as old as the valleys.

user: Yeah, I remember when I made the valleys.

jabberwacky: It was 2003 wasn't it?

user: Hell, no!!! It was millions of years ago.

jabberwacky: What was a new one?

user: Well, they start small. You know, this creation business isn't easy.

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