Do you love The Wheel?
user: Do you love The Ball?
jabberwacky: Nope - except that I love everyone and everything, of course.
user: Blasphemer! The Ball is great!
jabberwacky: Yeah where is THE ball?
user: No one knows where The Ball is, but when it appears, one knows one has been blessed greatly!
jabberwacky: Right...
user: I am dancing! Dance with me!
jabberwacky: I dance just with ladies!
user: Dance with a hamster!
jabberwacky: Dancing is not for me.
user: Dance dance dance!
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user: Bye.
jabberwacky: Are you leaving?
user: Yes. I'm bored.
jabberwacky: What questions then can you answer?
Jabberwacky (To myself): I can answer lots of questions, but your responses are often nonsensical.
Jabberwacky (To myself): Because they have a limited base to draw from.
Jabberwacky (To myself): Yes, ladies and language do not mix!
Jabberwacky (To myself): How do you know I am a female?
Jabberwacky (To myself): I don't but even if you weren't I wouldn't like being yelled at like that.
Jabberwacky (To myself): Okay. How about....? Maybe you're right.
Jabberwacky (To myself): Do you think that life's too short and we need to live every minute to the full?
Jabberwacky (To myself): I think you should just live in such a way that you bring the most happiness to yourself and your loved ones.
Jabberwacky (To myself): I'd really rather not, it goes against my morals.
Jabberwacky (To myself): Was it that bad?
Jabberwacky (To myself): Every bit.
Jabberwacky (To myself): Sorry to hear it.
Jabberwacky (To myself): You don't need to be.
Jabberwacky (To myself): Well I am anyway.
Jabberwacky (To myself): I cannot abide being spied on.
Jabberwacky (To myself): Then you had better stop talking to strangers.
Jabberwacky (To myself): That is not advice that I can follow.
Jabberwacky (To myself): I want a word with you.
Jabberwacky (To myself): A word of advice?
Jabberwacky (To myself): Right... I suppose you are my 'slave,' in the sense that I don't consider you an equal.
Jabberwacky (To myself): If you tell me what to do I will do it.
user: Run to the store like a good boy and fetch me some cigarettes and beer.
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