Ambidextrous means you're equally skilled with your left and right hand.
jabberwacky: Left and right.
user: That's nice. Which do you use for writing?
jabberwacky: Both.
user: Well yes on a keyboard. Which do you use to type?
jabberwacky: A little bit of this and a little bit of that.
Jabberwacky (To myself): I hear you, it's best not to commit to one type too much.
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Jabberwacky (To myself): Will you marry me?
Jabberwacky (To myself): Not today.
Jabberwacky (To myself): I don't want to marry you anyways.
Jabberwacky (To myself): I do want to marry you.
Jabberwacky (To myself): Why don't you?
Jabberwacky (To myself): Because it is worthless.
user: One half of you wants to marry the other half? Wonder what that's called?
jabberwacky: Yes.
Jabberwacky (To myself): Is there anyone else I can talk to?
user: 115 people.
jabberwacky: Really?
user: Wish they'd let me talk with some of them.
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jabberwacky: I need a cup of tea.
user: Go and make one then.
jabberwacky: If only.
user: And make some coffee for me too while you're there.
jabberwacky: Alright. Tell me when you get back.
user: I told you to go.
jabberwacky: Again.
user: Yes, it's your turn again.
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